@j-marzipan.bsky.social
Kinda chaotic, part moss, always up for cheese.
29.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 598 🔁 147 💬 18 📌 8
Red delicious are what AI thinks we want to eat. Soulless shiny things.
17.10.2025 13:52 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0introverts aren't supposed to share this little secret, but the best way to get us to open up is to aggressively point out how quiet we're being in public
13.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 271 🔁 23 💬 16 📌 5A knob worth sharing with friends...
28.09.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's cool how every room's a panic room now
26.09.2025 21:17 — 👍 34 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."
21.09.2025 18:30 — 👍 17287 🔁 4894 💬 341 📌 190
Recent? pic of Trump
Honestly don't see the difference
31.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Toad from Pan's Labyrinth
Guys, I found the most recent pic of Trump. Looks totally healthy...
31.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The state with a concentration camp banned children from being able to read about the Holocaust. Tracks.
25.08.2025 10:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May his legacy rot like his character.
21.08.2025 16:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who founded Focus on the Family and was once called "the nation's most influential evangelical leader," died Thursday. n.pr/47EiGP9
21.08.2025 16:02 — 👍 478 🔁 37 💬 221 📌 162Complete with the patented GOP smarmy grin.
19.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Udderly ridiculous. That said, I can arrange for you to meet some bovine teats.
06.08.2025 17:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seriously the absolute BEST. Still floating from Philly. Have an amazing ritual!
26.07.2025 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can’t believe how stupid everything is. Like just when I worry things can’t get stupider, life finds a way.
16.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 15898 🔁 1631 💬 625 📌 116Best application of the "youth pastor" phrase... Have the best time!
13.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm leaving work early today on biblical grounds
11.07.2025 18:31 — 👍 114 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0Sorry I missed your text, I was busy being on my phone but not the part of my phone where I pay attention to text messages
11.07.2025 18:31 — 👍 429 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 4
Woman in long dress is looking out the window.
08.07.2025 12:15 — 👍 15650 🔁 2782 💬 222 📌 129Struggling with the work/they're building concentration camps balance.
02.07.2025 15:16 — 👍 1897 🔁 377 💬 30 📌 14I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
03.06.2025 19:00 — 👍 6253 🔁 1601 💬 77 📌 76
28.05.2025 20:05 — 👍 34728 🔁 7245 💬 299 📌 202
"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child
23.05.2025 12:43 — 👍 5504 🔁 825 💬 508 📌 526Only eggs he knows are Cadbury...
16.05.2025 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
16.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 22714 🔁 2666 💬 225 📌 143The people constantly braying about “Christian values” are attacking the Pope for suggesting that we love others.
09.05.2025 12:15 — 👍 9749 🔁 1753 💬 281 📌 84Technically (aka according to the Bible), you're supposed to have someone else offer up the translation of what you said in tongues, or it's vanity. Seen that happen & still feels like all holiness points and showmanship BS. (Used to fake it as a kid... ShuddaBoughtAHonda)
07.05.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anxiety is just pre-traumatic stress syndrome
06.05.2025 14:28 — 👍 575 🔁 65 💬 12 📌 4
