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In FPTP it's usually a choice of two parties for your MP, all you do is split the vote and potentially end up with the worst option if you vote for someone with no hope of winning. It shouldn't be like that but it is. We need a new system in England, then we can vote freely rather than tactically.

Greens won't get my vote because of where I live, and first past the post. It's about priorities for me. Stop reform, stop tories, then any other mainstream party who meets 1 and 2. Otherwise it is just an empty gesture. Just my opinion.

I still vaguely remember the internet mostly being used for academic research. I miss those days too.

Depends what Jazz you mean. Trad Jazz is very different to what I think you imagine all Jazz is.

Why?

Isn't that everyone in the line then?

And still having to work? Afterall if everyone did this the pension ponzi scheme would collapse. Signed, an envious parent and hypocrit, obviously 😄.

Had models of quite a few of the suggestions in the comments growing up. Wish I knew where they had gone.

And yet people in the UK like to moan that 'foreigners' refuse to integrate in our society. Live there, fit in. Can't be that hard to manage without alcohol for 6 months?

Sheila? Comfortably Numb? Zombie?

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

Why?

Water companies?

Football is such a lovely sport.

Adopt?

A world cup baby?

It takes a massive brass neck to have your administration attack another president for being disrespectfully dressed in a meeting and then turn up to the pope's funeral in a blue suit.

Are all the thieves on fesshole one person? I'm hoping so otherwise it seems like nearly everyone who fesses is a thief but doesn't seem to see it that way!

How do you feel about smoke alarms?

It's too hot.

Try volunteering instead.

Thanks, I can't tell anymore.

I loved the b-side too. So much whitebait must have gone into the production!

I remember it well Count Arthur!

I don't even know what he's on about with that comment. Totally round the twist and very dangerous.

Congratulations!

Movie poster. Person stands illuminated against a blood red sky with hills on fire, wading through a flooded landscape. Text at the bottom says 'The fossil fuel industry presents: Climate Breakdown'

Climate Breakdown , now playing across the globe to abysmal reviews .

Fossil fuel companies are trashing our planet– it’s why I’m calling on the Government to ban fossil fuel ads and sponsorships– no more greenwashing their dirty reputations with unlimited £££ !

Sign at lovera.ge/ban-ffa

We saw you in Leeds a few weeks ago and are looking forward to seeing you in York in November. Loving the DVD of the start of the farewell tour too! Thanks Count Arthur.

Hello world.