Spectacled Langour

Via Press Gazette: "The Daily Star’s livestream of the Liz Truss lettuce has been acquired by the British Film Institute’s National Archive for a collection of significant pieces of online video. The BFI’s curator said it was “a seminal moment in British political history”"

In TV news, The Diplomat continues to be qualitelly and Rory Kinnear continues to be terrifically awful

Gingerbread cookies on a plate, drizzled with icing. One gingerbread man and two stars.

What to do when the 4yo, who *was* super pumped for Halloween, has now already blown past that and wants it to be Christmas and begged to make gingerbread cookies?

Well, in the case of our family... we made gingerbread cookies. 😆 Because honestly? That was a really good idea, these are delicious.

"What you drinking?"
"Definitely not olive oil and tonic, why would you think such a thing?"

I would very easily make a terrible mistake there

If you're looking for columns of smoke it's plumescrolling

So lovely to finally be joining Bluesky with the happy news that my debut poetry collection Nettles is out now! 🌿

To celebrate its launch, signed copies are available here nazaretranea.com/item/nettles/

After eight years as The i Paper's Chief Football Correspondent, my role has been made redundant.
I'm currently freelancing. I source news and write in-depth features, interviews and analysis.
Open to any opportunities so please get in touch.
Email s.cunningham@live.co.uk.

Only A Prawn In Whitby by Cud

As metaphors go, this is pretty on the nose. The absolute vandal

A dancer dressed in a blue outfit goes through her steps as she prepares to perform on stage at the Diwali Celebrations in London.

Diwali and #BlueSkyMonday combined. Happy Diwali to all. I met this dancer in Trafalgar Square at the Diwali celebrations and she was happy to be photographed. We need the light, peace & unity.🕯️

#Diwali #dancers #HumansOfBlueSky #portraiture #PhotographersofBluesky #PhotographersUnited #Diversity

We are very excited to share that tickets for our live event at Boscobel house are now available to purchase via the English Heritage website! We would love to see some of you there!

www.english-heritage.org.uk/visit/whats-...

#history #folklore #Shropshire #boscobel #folktales #folkcustoms

I ate my lunch some time ago and now I don't know what to have for lunch

He's so very bad at politics

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

A screenshot of the profile of 'MARY KUBICA'

I will be extremely surprised if this is actually Mary, from the DM I just got. There's a rash of author-impersonators across social media. I know I've been cloned too. I don't follow people out of the blue and I don't DM to 'chat'. Nor do I recommend marketing strategies etc. Be wary out there.

Photo of a long ladder resting against the side of a building. Headline reads "police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

"Right, what we need to do is knock out the guards, disable the alarms, breach the laser grid to get into the vault (Dave, you're on that), then to the roof and jump on the copter. 2 minutes in and out. Any questions?"
"Boss, why don't we just..?"

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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

And the crowd are on their feet!

Hah, lovely. Yep, am a Brit. Hopefully I've not jinxed it, the pitch looks a batting one

99 now. Prepare to raise your bat to the criwd

Gubeikou section of the Great Wall of China? Completed it 👍🏻
Terrifying start to the day with narrow worn away sections (floods & age) and a sheer drop on each side - no photos & all eyes & mind required.
A lot of steep ups & downs
But - the views. The GOD DAMN VIEWS.

@sundownerstudio.bsky.social happy Diwali to you and yours

I'm glad they stopped at two Tron films, making a third would have been a bad idea

Three wee fish on tiny white pebbles

Want a tiny pebble aquarium?

I mean, you don’t even have to feed dem

Pebble fish Rock!

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#artforsale #art #fish #bsnm #mhhsbd #ukgiftam

JOIN US TOMORROW as we kick off SE London Bookfest talking about Food, Glorious Food! ❤️📚

Come say hello and if you bring or buy a copy of #MandalayBook I’ll draw you a picture too!

Tickets are free, but we’re also accepting donations to support local food banks tiny.cc/food

#SELbookfest

Does he give up his 10,000 men too?

And by Monday I mean June