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The nuanced work ritual of pulling a word from a Slack message that has a matching emoji and reacting with that emoji.

I expected you to say pedigree was becoming even less important, and I would've believed it. I don't claim to know either way, but the ex-big tech wariness has always been real, and the vibes seem to have shifted away from the name brand schools, but so much is probably context dependent.

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

Screenshot of Google AI overview taking about renting a vehicle to transport large purchases from a hardware store in response to the query "vehicle to home hardware"

I'll miss the era of AI tooling earnestly and completely incorrectly answering our questions. It is kind of endearing. Today it was me searching for "vehicle to home hardware" (ie EV battery backup for power outages) and got recommendations for pickup trucks to haul large items home from Home Depot.

Probe lenses and focus stacking: the secrets to incredible photos taken inside instruments Photographer Charles Brooks embarked upon a quest to photograph the inside of musical instruments, creating images that look like monumental buildings.

These photos are stunning. What dedication.

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Father and son watching a typical Sesame Street segment together: 🙂😯
Father and son watching REM perform Furry Happy Monsters with the daycare monsters and a Muppet modeled after Kate Pierson on Sesame Street: 😯😯

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

Photo of corner shelves in a workshop

Cherry corner shelves test fit #woodworking

Word's attempts to determine how to handle the continuation or restarting of numbered lists when copying and pasting is truly chaotic.

Imagine finding definitive proof of intelligent life only to know there's no way to send a message and get a response in fewer than 240 years.

If they really wanted to inspire people they could've taken turns singing verses of "Imagine" while flying into space.

I need a filter that takes a screenshot and makes it look like I took a picture of a screen because I didn't know how to make a screenshot.

Referencing alternative history PhD thesis, "Votes, Vinegar, and Validity: A Sociolegal Analysis of German Potato Salad as Electoral Credential"

Reddit post in r/chapelhill: If Your Car Was Hit in front of Sup Dog today (4/13) ~ 1245pm I was there, and the driver was 100% Shane "ShaneOMac" McMahon. It was a black minivan with NY plates, and ShaneO was the operator. Assuming Sup Dog has cameras? We aren't from Chapel Hill, but I'm willing to relay what we saw. Good luck, and get your car fixed, he can absolutely afford it. It didn't look like he left a note.

Reply: Are you saying that Shane "here comes the money" McMahon of WWE lineage committed a hit and run with a minivan on Franklin in broad daylight? This reads like a fever dream but it's also too specific to make up. 1 Reply zeth2death OP • 13h That's exactly what I'm saying. I couldn't believe it myself. ↑ zeth2death OP • 13h Also it was more like a hit and park. Because he just continually sideswiped the car while attempting to parallel park. And then he just got out and walked down the street.

chardzard • 12h Well it seems like his kid is a UNC football player, so it would make sense why he's here for the spring football stuff this weekend. https://imgur.com/a/fyGBYDX Reply Radirondacks • 7h Holy shit this could actually be real Imao 个 reddiuser_12 - 3h Heres a pic from yesterday on his instagram, he was there: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DlaYeUpAhgj/? igsh=MWE4Nmk1MXh6MTJoOQ== zeth2death OP • 2h Sans the green jacket he was in that same outfit. It was absolutely him.

hahaha what is happening. entire town of investigative journalists at heart

(Excitedly learning how to flush the toilet)
"It's going down into the house??"
"Well it's going down, out of the house, through the sewer."
"It's going DOWN, into the HOUSE??!"

Test fit of triangular shelves, cherry wood

Really more of a mortise cutting practice piece? Corner shelves coming together. #woodworking

You know what I could really use Youtube Music would be yet another variation on the Freeze Dance song.

We knew the day would come when Captcha's started being used to prove you *are* a robot.

It's time to stop pretending that "agentic" is a word.

Yes it is possible to vibe code Kubernetes configuration object definitions but it's a vibe of mid 20th century brussels sprouts that were supposedly much more bitter than they are today and no one had figured out how to cook them properly yet.

My preferred handle wasn't available when I first signed up for Twitter either, only fitting I need to tack on a 2 here too.

I autocorrected the pronunciation in my head, in reality it's more of a "STEH-wedge".

First comes love, then comes marriage?

big bird is pulling a horse drawn carriage through a field Alt: big bird in a horse drawn carriage

Little man refers to his stroller only as the "stareage" (STARE-edge), a seeming portmanteau of stroller and carriage, but I don't know where he would've learned the word "carriage"?