Juan Desayuno

Others have pointed it out but that man has thought far too long and hard about he subject

Powerlifter who accidentally brings poppers instead of smelling salts to his meet

Like yeah, just take a few years getting the bag, you perform you’ll be loved and part of history. The scrutiny gets to you and you can’t perform? Hide in the bogs like Phil Jones did for year, write it off as the wider shit show the club is, go Europe and find yourself again after

Yeah, the funniest possible outcome tbh. Cant wait to see who they panic buy on deadline day in that timeline

It’s very funny they thought didn’t have to sell anybody anymore off the back of a Carabao cup

Manchester United as a football club disappoints me more often than not these days. But absolutely rattling Newcastle United fans to the point of severe head loss in the transfer window? That’s the beautiful game baby

Into the Stalinverse: the various Stalins we need to save humanity (climate, woke, gender, etc) unite across the multiverse to end capitalism

Honestly that Corbyn McMahon walk gif interspersed with katyushas firing and him like doing constituency work to that would go hard

Just do that Bulgarian communist party and lift a logo straight from Red Alert 2, why not at this point

The Austin Powers gag where he assaults random women accusing them of being male agents with mixed success was 20 years ago and yet these cunts still think they can always tell

“I thought you were the minister for homelessness!”
“Yeah, I’m pro homelessness”

Iran should’ve hit them harder than one office tbh

You’d be absolutely justified to Sarah Connor software offices at this point

ISIS XL bully arc

Richard Osman must pay for his crimes

Photo of a Maoist struggle session. A black and white photo of a dejected looking man with glasses is looking by at the floor while a crowd of people with raised fists shout at him

The only sorting hat related stuff we need

A turquoise book with a pic to re of an older microphone. Text reads “ and hugely enjoyable small-town whodunnit' JANICE HALLETT Jeremy Vine MURDER ON LINE ONE

Who tf wants this. Why are you only allowed to get published if you’re otherwise a light entertainment personality. Well done to Vine for somehow developing something that’d drive me to madness more than his show I guess

The only dex sword allowed will be Rivers of Blood, which we didn’t say intentionally but also it was good and effective leadership

Great time to finally get around to playing the dlc where you roam a haunted land of ghosts and shadows after the powers that be unleashed a brutal war of extermination

Yvette Cooper is proposing to ban katanas in Elden Ring

Visions of a terrible future where we’re 6 months into a reform government and Otto English is going “but HIS emails!” After the new speaker turns out to have a Sonnenrand tattoo or something

Contemptible dipshits who because they weren’t allowed in to Gaza they just took the IOF press releases and shrugged, while their Palestinian colleagues reporting what was actually happening were murdered en masse. If you can’t get an award at the spectator party what’s the point really

The school run is basically the Fury Road, you’ll need a big truck to do it obviously (and various scavenged firearms and improvised weapons like grenade harpoons)

There’s so many now, it’s ridiculous

Fucking hate how “member of public gets to air their
abhorrent views through the customer is always right” is a just an accepted practice these. British cultural revolution needs a retail division of the red guard. Solidarity with this poor woman and fuck M&S

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Yeah bro Palestine Action were planning to do terrible stuff. You can’t see the intelligence it goes to a different school

She does but she also has an innate desire to claim personal credit and victory (mostly for herself) out of anything which conflicts too. No idea how she got Tate locked up or had even heard of him but she did it!

Damian Green computer porn claims: 'Thousands' of images viewed 1 December 2017

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