That’s nuts!

This is how reprehensible Trump’s assault has become. The WSJ (the WSJ!) has told Trump to knock it off in Minnesota. The editorial board also recommends gag orders for Miller and Noem. In conclusion, the board urges Trump to “have a heart.” Well, good luck with that…

I can’t match that…

I’m sure Clarence Thomas will rally to the defense of the victim…

Still, she had a lot of explaining to do…

Even the word itself is, well… mellifluous.

Sounds to me like you were living in a bubble.

Are the New York Knicks engaged in some sort of conspiracy to get Mike Brown fired?

Jose Ferrer to Fred MacMurray and the crew in the Caine Mutiny.

I didn’t think you would bee long in that business.

I know how you feel. When I was a child my imaginary playmate left me for another kid.

The Mets are unilaterally disarming.

I’m not sure that’s a health dividend.

Okay, so now I’ll keep noticing the frequency illusion…

What do you think about a State prosecution?

I hope he said “Thank Ewe.”

Me too! Sofa, so good…

It sounds like a character from “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum.”

Can someone just stop the Jet game! Pro sports need a mercy rule. (Although if you want to argue that the Jets don’t qualify as a pro sport team, I’ll accept that.)

I gotta work on that!

That happened to me in the Chinese capital. Now every time I go there all I hear is “duck.”

Maybe I should have gotten a writ of habeas corpus before they got a rid of me. (Paraphrasing the eminent jurist, Groucho Marx.)

That could pave the way for a conviction.

I got kicked out too. They found out I was an extra large.

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”

Bloody awful…

Maybe they set the bar too low…

And if your nose is leaky you’re snough and running…

I wonder what the present value of that is.

Well, no wonder they bored the dickens out of you.