Aaron

hahahahahah no don't stay up past your bedtime (9:00 CST) your so sexy

Got a random like from an account on here that posts pictures of Japanese swimsuit models and whenever one of the pictures gets a like, he @s the person and says "Thanks for the like! Please follow for more!". As a guy who loves his comedy bits, I have to "tip my cap" to that one!

Not that impressive??? I celebrated my 38th birthday earlier this year and there was no news article for me🤔

I drove like an hour away to a small town to get mine and while I was in the waiting room a lady got her purse stolen and everyone looked at me like I did it because they didn't recognize me lol. And I was more than happy to go back to the same place to get the second one!

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He's telling us we're just jealous lmao

Ladies, if this is you, my DMs are open. I am open to discuss all manner of phylum and genuses from anywhere on God's Green Earth.

His handshake is probably so weak

Do you think he voted for Ted Cruz?

After some long deliberations with my friends and family as well as quite a lot of #prayer, I have decided to get a haircut in anticipation of this upcoming selfie. I anticipate i will be taking the picture sometime within the next two weeks. Thank you for your patience.

Not participating as I am morally and ethically perfect in every way. Every opinion is the correct one and every belief is pure and justified.

Learned recently that the guy on YouTube who was "married" to his sex doll is now apparently happily engaged to a real human woman. It's not the only reason why I'm looking to date again but it is probably among the top seven or eight reasons.

Listen, I had to.

"My daughter loved Kpop Demon Hunters so I bet she'll love Macross"- me, a genius and excellent father

Speaking at the #NarcissistPride convention this weekend. It's an honor and a privilege to be surrounded with people almost as confident and self-aware as I am! The topic for my talk is "Reflections are Everywhere: How to make every conversation revolve around you!"

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

Thankfully that's not the current month!

Too displeased to work on the selfie today. I know this will be a huge disappointment to all my fans but I promise the selfie is coming!

Having a bad day today and it's not looking to get much better. Fam, is that a "W" or an "L" and would you consider bad days to be "on tea" or "standing on business period"?

Next up is scavenging for valuable parts!

The Skywalk is perfect for this. The kids and I run all over it and make a lot of noise and never see anyone half the time

Participating in this.
Honor. A code of conduct. Excellent hair and a strong chin.

More selfie updates. I've chosen my wardrobe and narrowed it down to two possible angles. No word on a haircut yet but negotiations are ongoing in this regard.

What the fuck?! Great dishonor to these devious evildoers!!!!

Another selfie update. I've narrowed it down to about three poses. It will probably be taken on my couch so the background will be that.

Just learned there's a movie out there now that's just Ice Cube answering Teams calls

happy 30th anniversary to one of my favorite Nintendo games

Listening to sad country songs and thinking about What Could Be or What Could Have Been is my God-given right as a Midwesterner!

The bad part about Being Single (aside from the yearning and loneliness) is that complaining about it is now the cause celebre of the Fourth Reich. I would like to express my entirely normal and respectful desire for longterm companionship if you please!