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LSU head coach Brian Kelly

Pantone color Conch Shell

Brian Kelly is Conch Shell.

Colorado lost by 16 to Houston, Kansas State lost by 6 to Arizona, UCLA lost by 25 to New Mexico

Increasingly large oof noises, ending with one of the biggest oofs in memory

What’s up man? Been alright. Glad it’s football season. How about you?

He’s been stellar.

the retirement comparison of tom brady (still a self-serious douche) and peyton manning (does commercials where he parachutes into a beer sign) is very funny

Floyd Mayweather-Mike Tyson fight announcement panned: 'Boxing is dead' Media members were not happy to learn that Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather agreed to an exhibition boxing match set to take place next spring.

Mike Tyson will fight Floyd Mayweather in an exhibition that nobody is looking forward to.

Some kid is watching this and is gonna try it in a game and get benched for eternity

at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season

This ref’s had a long weekend

🌪️ BYU hit the Tornado Reverse!!

Good timing, me. It’s a game now.

Alright. Now that Texas-Ohio State’s a dud, let’s get on to the second window of games.

Merrimack just called an Onside Kick with 1 second left in the half and got it! But the clock ran out on the play so they couldnt do anything with it

we must take collective action as a society to prevent State Farm from running this Patrick Mahomes-Meghan Trainor commercial non-stop on every football broadcast the next 5 months

there’s football on TV for 35-ish of the 80-ish hours on this 3 day weekend. Embarrassing, not even half

The Little Leaguer whose dream job was actuary may have broken the ESPN broadcasting booth.

Sam Houston's turnover prop is a literal bag of money lol

Ha. Never. But there are a few college games today.

Don’t have an avatar or anything yet, but I want to say Happy Week 0. There’s real football on my tv.