Eric Knutson

Go woke, or go to jail

Well, my dad's retirement got wrecked by the dot com bubble, so I guess it's my turn.

Who is going to play you if they make a Big Short style movie about you one day? Start thinking in terms of stuff you can do now that will make cool movie scenes.

A US representative received a tip from Jeffery Epstein that helped prosecute Donald's for his financial crimes. Let's talk about why that makes the dems look bad.

But it has to be a man, with a gun, and you must stick around to watch him die

So this means he actually didn't know this and believes the bullshit? How can that be when he had access to this data already, and a quick analysis would have easily shown him

Or starts talking more about the election denial, pro-insurrection beliefs she still has

YouTube video by Vic Berger Mr. Trump Goes To Heaven

I'm going to share this everywhere on the day he does to cheer everybody up who's mourning him

He managed to not act like a petulant toddler when in the presence of someone who disagrees with him! Today is the day he became a true president! He's turned the corner folks!

Probably has Newsmax job offer

It's funny he loves AI music but says it is impossible to make good AI podacasts. As if it is a higher "art".

Here we go. Getting the "Russiagate" band back together. Call Glen Greenwald, Aaron Mate, Tulsi Gabbard, Jill Stein and the rest of the gang.

Take your pills grandpa

My money is on her leaving Kash for someone on the security detail

Are they still saying it's because Biden killed all the chickens for no reason?

And he's actually wearing a jacket, so he's making all sorts of changes

Yeah, unless they ignore the subpoena because Doj won't enforce any criminal referrals. I doubt the banks will blow it off, though. That's just what the MAGA criminals have done in the past, so I'm used to expecting that.

That's too bad. I bet he wanted to help the AI bubble crash the economy, like when his deregulation helped crash it in 2008.

These make Obama look good for not playing ball with this deep-state, shadow government thing they were doing.

Yeah, it's like saying "I encourage you to sue me for the money I owe you because I really want you to be paid as soon as possible. I am not refusing to pay you."

Area Man Praised for Deciding to Address One of His Countless Fuck Ups

Well golll dang! What in tarnation. That old son gun is barkin up the right chicken coop for once in his dang life

Your private equity buddies have hoarded more property that all immigrants combined

He's just a little depressed nobody mentioned him in the emails

"And it's totally secure- and by that I mean untraceable. Not even the IRS or SEC will know you did it or where the money went. "

Donald Trump Was Practicing Sex With Minors the Right Way
-Ezra Klein

He's worried they might be trans

She was just angry about not being called by her real name, Gitchi Gummi, and being renamed Superior by her polluters. The song made everything all good again, though.