Problematic Otter

You know when white men bounce like that they’re either about to do something real dumb, assault a doorman at a club, or throw a sandwich.

That cat looks like it just got done reading Mateer's Venmo transactions

a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! " ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! "

Standing on a ladder, holding up a 5lb piece of frosted liability with one hand & trying to screw that nut in with the other and feeling that nut slip & fall to the ground, listening to it ping pong its ass into the deepest crevice in god's creation

the Phillie Phanatic atop his mobile hot dog cannon

retrofitting this for sub sandwiches in the fight against tyranny

I have a bathroom light with one of those frosted covers that gives you approximately 1/128" of leeway to screw on the cover and I am 100% on board with this guy cussing up a storm over it because it is absolute

BULL
SHIT

the case for DC Statehood is clearest because sentiment among DC residents is overwhelmingly and obviously in favor, the same which cannot always be said for the five non-state colonial possessions of the US (Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Marianas Islands), but!

"What if we made our sandwiches more expensive *and* stopped cleaning all the surfaces?" - a Subway exec currently making $28m/year

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

In all honesty, I think the reason people miscalculated the Sydney Sweeney jeans thing is that they assume the people obsessed with her are 18-25 when really it’s 50-70 year old weird wet men

Handwritten flyer reads: A DJ KOOL HERC PARTY BACK To SCHOOL JAM Place: 1520 SEDGWICK AVE. "REC ROOM" Date: August 11, 1973 TIME: 9:00 р.m. - 4:00 a.m. ADMISSION: $ .25 LADIES $ .50 FELLAS GIVEN BY: KOOL HERC SPECIAL GUESTS: Coco, Cindy C., Klark K., Timmy T School’s Still Out

Happy 52nd Birthday, Hip-Hop

The other day I googled how to change a setting in my wife’s car. The AI summary confidently told me how. In reality, the setting can’t be changed.

Totally agree with the sentiment but also the typo has me imagining a scourge of menacing ska trucks

I see today a certain SEC QB is learning the "for god's sake, make all your Venmo transactions private" lesson

YouTube video by ProblematicOtter Problematic Otter #04: Have You Considered DnB as Your Lord & Savior

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the thing about dc is that there’s already cops all over from like 2 dozen agencies because basically every federal agency has a police force and they all have jurisdiction

i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.

If nothing matters, then nothing is more important than writing a book. You're putting your energy into something that means something to you, which is a good use of your time relative to most other options IMO

I'll give them that it lent credence to Lex being a supergenius, because he clearly had been studying Superman very closely. It wasn't a bad plan? If he puts that guy's kid on a monitor feed instead of _right there_, Superman's probably still in that cell rn.

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

I feel like there’s two “25 years ago”s and one of them is the year 2000 where we had like computers and the internet and email and shit and the other one “25 years ago” is a mixture of 1978 and somewhere around 1800

if you are unfamiliar with the Golden Bear, this list is both inaccurate wrt how many majors he won (18, not 16) and how GPT5 basically gave up on any attempt to be accurate about any of the columns halfway through

Some ppl complained and said this was not a "real world example of how the technology would be used." SO here is the result of me asking GPT5 to create a chart that I, myself, once researched & created for an 8th grade Ohio History class project—& a typical use case as pitched by the AI industry

A Gin Blossoms song that was clearly labeled "Dr Dre leaked demo" on Napster

I'm reminded that the show really went off the rails but I still want a final season because I'm a degenerate for weird-ish sci-fi

"you can abstain if you live in a blue state" just isn't true when you recognize the *legitimating purpose* of the national popular vote

It did feel like they threw us straight into the third time Lex has fought Superman or something, because he unloaded his whole bag of tricks in 90 minutes like one of those fireworks displays that catches fire

Things on the ChatGPT sub-Reddit are getting grim.

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