Dan the Guitar Man

So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.

This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.

There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact,

most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

"We should do something about it". Can a NYT reporter ask Trump what he means by that, and FUCKING FOLLOW UP?!

It's been almost three weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."

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Anyone who voted for this is a fucking idiot

Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.

I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.

Trump is a fucking uncaring asshole who thinks he deserves a medal for bailing out the farmers he just fucked over with his stupid fucking tariffs. Again.

$28 million bail out for farmers his first term and suicides among farmers increased dramatically and dangerously. $12 million bail out for farmers under Trump's second term. Wonder how the suicide rate is this time(?)

Trump is a bitch who won't stop bitching at the women he thinks are being bitchy. MeeOWW!!

Like they said to Rob Lowe, Pam Anderson and Kim Kardashian, "Release the video."

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

The Supreme Court is working hard to turn this country into a despot's dreamscape—while making it nigh impossible for good people to make lasting change for the better.

Those of us who begged folks (and national media) to put SCOTUS before everything else in 2016 are in an endless Cassandrian hell.

Trump figured out murdering people would get the Epstein files out of the news cycle.

So when the #AmericanGestapo says their arrests involve people committing crimes, they are technically correct. But the criminals are in ICE, not Home Depot parking lots or street taco stands.

Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?

A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.

♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”

Remind me again. Something about the Epstein something or other?

I am so sick of hearing Trump be disrespectful to primarily female reporters. It’s repulsive to watch. Funny thing is when SNL & 60 minutes talk or joke about him he has a complete breakdown on his platform. He’s a pathetic bully to women & I am ready for someone to give it back to him.

Same headline.

Seven years apart. 🤡

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We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.

The guns really are the only thing that makes america unique compared to other countries. Everyone has this impulse to compare us to Russia but we have 120 guns per 100 people... They have 12.

Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."

"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.

“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”

She screamed “Leave me alone...”

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Alina Habba is out as fake US Attorney.

Except Marc Elias, who is one bad ass motherfucker.

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Trump Insists Tariffs Will Buoy the Economy. For Now, He’s on Damage Control.

Crazy, demented, senile man continues to lose touch with reality. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...