@killjoyace.bsky.social
They/them, ace, panro. Magic: The Gathering, board games, video games, anime, British comedy, and a hint of emergency management
Grew up in NJ and DE, learned a lot about cotton and tobacco. Briefly about sugar, but not with enough context. Not until I got to college and was curious to read more did I find out
10.02.2026 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot of the realfood.gov website with an AI prompt
Oh no no no you don't
10.02.2026 02:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I looked at TrumpRX just to see... types in a life saving med...they said we dont have that right now, but try this one that works the same!
Hint: it works nothing alike and would be actively harmful
There was a dog with the little girl, and then she grew up and inherited the farm and there was an old dog.
I know logically it isn't the same dog but fuck, I wanted it to be the sane dog
Why am I crying over Potatoes?
09.02.2026 00:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Im so tired of AI ads... you've done nothing to convince me to use your shitty product just like DraftKings had still not moved the needle on me gambling
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07.02.2026 12:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I just want my life to kot be so dictated by pain...
07.02.2026 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
04.02.2026 06:05 β π 24339 π 6213 π¬ 105 π 162βAs the climate becomes more chaotic and potentially destructive, the importance of a strong FEMA will only grow. The agency's best assets would be a president and Congress that recognize this importance and behave accordingly.β
#fema
I saw that and was just like fuck you for ruining my life's work
30.01.2026 01:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Headline about release FEMA funding
Lies, this is funding that was held up by the Secretary Noem imposed approval process...none of this is new funding or brand new stuff, it has app been appropriately applied for and probably fought for in the court system and they are trying to paint it as a win
30.01.2026 01:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All the NFL Memers are as one on this issue
25.01.2026 19:02 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Not sex subreddit, but all the NFL Meme subreddits have shot down any ICE/MAGA affiliated posts. Its been wonderful
25.01.2026 18:59 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rachel Sayre is a second in EM right now. Look to her for the messaging that should be happing. Not Nimm Kidd
www.instagram.com/reel/DT54djG...
Something equal parts heartbreaking and heartwarming: I learned today that my wife's best friends have already talked to each other about who they'll have watch their pets if she's taken by ICE so they can camp out at the detention center until they get her back.
24.01.2026 23:08 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I got it for a steal to because William O'Connor didn't really do much MTG work.
24.01.2026 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
24.01.2026 18:14 β π 28349 π 7733 π¬ 1434 π 372Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
Painting of Moonglove Winnower from the original Lorwyn set framed in dark oak wood
I get to have this original Lorwyn at in my house and I feel so lucky
24.01.2026 19:55 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I thought I was alone...so much random crap
24.01.2026 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Memorial plaque in Philadelphia about Ona Judge
Since we are removing Philadelphia History one this 250th anniversary...
23.01.2026 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love it when you parents have to lump all their shaming into 1 day of the week...makes you feel real good
22.01.2026 12:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I already posted a bit about the updated natsec NOTAM that allegedly now prevents drones from operating near ICE/CBP convoys in Minneapolis and elsewhere but I wanted to expand on that
My main thesis is that I don't think the underlying statutes, namely 6 USC Β§ 124n, support that interpretation
Have people forgotten the ways of Rhox Faithmender?
~Signed an OG Doran player
The marquee outside the Miller Theater sating Taskmaster in white
Best late Yule present ever
20.01.2026 01:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I play it in my Anafenza, the Foremost deck. Does lots of work
15.01.2026 18:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0