JeffIsInHell

They just expect the brainwashed MFers to stay brainwashed MFers

Oklahoma City Thunder GM Sam Presti says Nikola Topic is being treated for testicular cancer with chemotherapy. Doctors are “extremely positive” about his outlook, Presti said. 🙏🏼

These people know he is a White Sox fan, right? He isn't going to intercede for you with his boss because you gave him a jersey

a man sits in front of a sign that says " why you always lying " ALT: a man sits in front of a sign that says " why you always lying "

Me to Mike Johnson

The photo credit is sending me bsky.app/profile/miaf...

There is a reason why the Sirloin Stockade isn't around any longer

a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table .

Did he even play in the... you know what, nevermind...

For a $1.99, I would murder a breakfast buffet

This is Jesse Mack Butler from Oklahoma. Butler r*ped two teen girls over a period of 9 months, nearly killed them by strangulation, which was recorded on video. Butler was convicted of 11 counts of r*pe and sexual assault and was sentenced to 78 years in prison.

But he will serve 0 jail time

1/2

We are once again asking the @sickoscommittee.org

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

I don't think this is the "big dick energy" he thinks it is

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

The all yellow Chargers uniforms are a choice for sure

Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.

I saw this skeet and had to look up what she said, I can’t believe that about Baker

Time to put on my Mask for a surprise conference call with coworkers...

Should have been titled Wolverine & Honeybadger

War on Drugs? More like the War on the Lower Classes

Now is an excellent time to do some white-collar crime

Listen, I am absolutely fine with Shaggy and Scoob having their "scooby snacks" it just make them chill and they didn't hurt no one, but Scrappy slinging crack and trying to muscle the neighborhood? NO SIR

I never trusted that fucking Scrappy Doo

Damn, it was a quote from the Nobel committee answering why they wouldn't give the peace prize to Drumphf

They are not going top like that

#MSH45 | Richard Lasher
You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with.

The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen.

Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.

That was the most "love tapiest" of head butts I have seen. Just bros saying I love you in the broiest way