Alana B. Sedated

That's fantastic! Okay folks, give Skewers and Ruins all your business. Any others?

After what seems like a solid month of running interference for a Nazi, you turn around and blame the left.

Some of y'all really like the idea of free public transit and hate the idea of trans people existing freely in public and lemme tell you it's a bad look.

The Democratic Party is the problem.

Did you have a "Nazi phase"?

My vocalized commentary about people's shitty takes on Bsky ruined @slimecloud.bsky.social Hollow Knight pantheon run. I feel terrible now.

Look. I believe in redemption. People can and do change. But in this case I just don't fucking believe him.

Historic, sure. But she'd be a historically bad choice. She calls IVF child trafficking. She believes firing people for their sexual orientation isn't discrimination.

What's with the puff piece, @19thnews.org ?

Jfc. If I still lived in Pullman I'd be banging down president Cantwell's door right now.

Still. I moved away five years ago, and IIRC a Central Park dog wasn't more than $3-4. And sometimes I could give them a look and tell them I was local and get it for less.

I have the same thought, but then I go ahead and post anyway. They're gonna come for me regardless; I might as well go down fighting.

YouTube video by Ani DiFranco - Topic Napoleon

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Was this at Times Square or the south end of Central Park, or somewhere less touristy?

No. Seriously? Oh, the irony!

A 99% wealth tax would leave the "poorest" billionaire with $10 million. A 90% tax would leave them with $100 million. Elon Musk would still be a billionaire 40 times over.

This is a fucking joke.

I think I can live with it.

Done!

I feel like I've been summoned.

I've been weighing whether or not to subscribe. This feels like a sign. I'm doing it.

Same here.

Are there any places in Spokane that do this? If so, we should be giving them all the business they can handle.

You know you like it.

I fall into the same trap with my Mini. I can fit surprisingly large items into it, which gives me more confidence than I should have. I learned the hard way that a CO2 fogger in its road case is, in fact, too large. Just barely though.

Oh FFS. I was gonna go tonight, but I lingered too long at the grocery store and I was feeling a little tired. Had I known, I would have definitely been there.

I thought they were voting on it next week...

Anyone with enough wealth to bankroll their own space program AND own a major media platform who can't be bothered to use a *tiny fraction* of that wealth to singlehandedly solve some of society's major ills (🤯 that this describes more than one person) definitely deserves an entry in the DSM.

Or perhaps they could just be institutionalized— undergo class conversion therapy if you will—until they have been determined to be harmless to society.

I'm not a big fan of most forms of violence, but I firmly believe that society would be much better off if anyone who acquired wealth over $1 billion was immediately shot in the head.

I saw your follow, and I literally said "Oh thank Glob!"

Here's an aggregation of my new followers' bios:

"Massive fan of the Democratic Party. Blue wave in 2026 and the Cheeto must go in 2028! I'm a huge ally—my favorite movies are 'The Green Book' and 'Emilia Pérez'. No negativity!

Check out these super funny AI generated memes..."

Glob help me.

Ever see those old photos of Iran before the Islamic revolution? Pretty shocking, right?

I think people in the future are going to look at pics of pre-Trump America with the same astonished disbelief.