Shut up Mike

Yes please 🙏

Harsh

I’m having a cleanse of all things American, we need all new to cut ties with the lunatics

I was really looking forward to TikTok without the yanks 😭

Alcohol will be easiest because I hardly drink anymore, but I reckon the Mary Jane will be the hardest. I’ve lasted 2 weeks so far though so and it’s not bothered me yet. I only smoke to get myself to sleep

I’m getting sober in 2025, I won’t go into what but I’ve been a big fan of drugs and alcohol for a very long time.

It’s time to live in the real world

This reminds me of the great Zizou

Yeeeers, I’m finally no longer fat!

My car has gone in to get the brakes done, judging by the lack of call to collect it I’m expecting more problems.

Cars are shit

This is absolutely immaculate 🖤

Taken a few months ago, I almost dropped my phone taking it because I was laughing so much. If you look closely at the face they look so disappointed, easily the 11th greatest day of my life

I’m blocking them, TikTok is my silly little corner of the world where I can be myself and I don’t want to lose it

I couldn’t wear them for years because of a pathological fear of anything touching my skin, so I’m making up for lost time. That hailstorm almost ended me just now though

I just gagged

I’m probably going to die

I like being public, I thought I could get away with it but I think I’ve interacted with too much Scouse content. It took me ages to get 1400 followers too 😭

I’ve done that, I think I’ve just been spotted in the wild. I’m properly gutted now

Somebody I know has found my TikTok and now I have to delete it, this is terrible

Amen

Stay off the M6, I’m trying to get the gritters through

It’s not the cheating, it’s the claiming to be a rock star and making terrible music for people who don’t really like music. He’s basically bono without the charity scamming

14 days of 12 hour shifts, 168 hours, I’ll probably die

Grim innit ? 3 bed semis in Crosby are 350k plus, even round Netherley people are asking 200k now. I’ve been eyeing up Scotland, it’s not gotten silly up there yet

We’ve been looking and gave up, she wants to move to Crosby and it’s just not happening

If my missus is working from home the whole house tiptoes around her, when I’m doing it I’m still expected to carry on being the butler and do 15 things at once. I hate working from home as it is

Leaving the dark side? 👀

Elon jumping Body shaped like swastika

I’ve escaped to bed, it’s absolutely terrible 😭