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i hate it here. he/him.

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fascinated to know what they expect this to do. is it supposed to motivate *staff* more than their own in-house targets already do, or motivate the *kids* more? why would it possibly be more meaningful from a computer? what does this even begin to do about the attendance crisis? skinner_pathetic.jpg

12.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

will there be a chapter to help people figure out if they’re actually a member or not?

12.11.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not saying that we should retvrn to the old ways, but i will say that whatever the parents are doing nowadays is simply Not Workingℒ️

10.11.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The booing is great but "I *state your name* do solemnly swear" is fucking hilarious

10.11.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

No, no, bring back kinkshaming.

06.11.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

*At a party*

STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?

ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

02.08.2023 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1457    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œnearly incomprehensible”

bro, they’re literally just waiting. it said so in the name.

09.10.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
Dave Portnoy tweet saying β€˜absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Dave Portnoy tweet saying β€˜absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: β€˜Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: β€œI hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

Pop Crave Tweet: β€˜Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: β€œI hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

10.09.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30940    πŸ” 8558    πŸ’¬ 336    πŸ“Œ 295
Ed Begley as Juror#10 in the middle of a racist rant in 12 Angry Men

Ed Begley as Juror#10 in the middle of a racist rant in 12 Angry Men

Melanie Phillips pitching her latest article

26.08.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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INSANE JUMPSCARE watching old jeopardy clips

23.08.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from kier starmer 

1 like and I'll capitulate entirely to fascism!

Tweet from kier starmer 1 like and I'll capitulate entirely to fascism!

Tweet from kier starmer

Say no more! 

(After receiving 1 like)

Tweet from kier starmer Say no more! (After receiving 1 like)

19.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

13.08.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19037    πŸ” 7412    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 993

β€œthink how good it will on the exhibit stand at nuremberg!”

13.08.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single word today in the Telegraph or Daily Mail print editions about Sandie Peggie the day after she talked about 'P*ki Ali' and 'Ch*nkys' in her tribunal.

30.07.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

cheers, ref’s crying

27.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hannah hampton, you are my queen

27.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this ref is so fucking bent, christ

27.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is the elderly aunt version of posting, and you do, regrettably, have to respect it

26.07.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

inject these italian tears into my VEINS, ya time-wasting CUNTS

22.07.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very interesting hearing every media outlet bounce uncritically from β€œyou can’t tax millionaires or they’ll leave, we have to appease them, we need them!” to β€œdoctors should be doing their job for what they’re paid at the moment, how dare they expect more, we need them!”

10.07.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rachel grieves

02.07.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TV error message from the Simpsons referencing the fact the BBC feels they should censor pro Palestine voices more

TV error message from the Simpsons referencing the fact the BBC feels they should censor pro Palestine voices more

The BBC when someone calls out the perpetrators of a genocide

30.06.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

sick, sick nation. get rid.

01.07.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so now we have to pretend that calling for the end of ethnic cleansing, and the complete dismantling of the fascistic structures responsible, are actually racist calls for a second holocaust, and we have to pretend that makes incontrovertible sense, and we have to pretend that forever.

01.07.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they had to construct such an egregious web of smears, false equivalences, guilt-by-associations, and outright libels, all of them painting one man’s dedication to justice as some kind of unparalleled racist crusade, that if they ever let a crack appear in the veneer, the whole thing will crumble.

01.07.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not that there hasn’t always been a pro-israel sentiment in this country, but it’s very depressing to know that the current state of affairs, where literally any criticism of them β€” even as they commit genocide β€” is verboten, stems from their fear of legitimising the gentle politics of one man.

01.07.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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How it started How it's going

30.06.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
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one down, more to go!

30.06.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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