Katie Rich

DON’T!!!!

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers*

*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

Blew my mind

I just got the best financial info: did you know money is cumulative? Like you don’t have to spend it all before you get the next money?

Every Seinfeld character would be voting Cuomo except Kramer who would be Sliwa’s campaign manager and forget to vote.

Every night I make a To Do list that hinges entirely on me waking up as a completely different person

CHICAGO! GLTS is finally coming on November 23 at The Den Theater with guests Nora Dunn, @katierich.bsky.social and @coltcabana.bsky.social !

Tag your Chicago Friends! Tickets are almost gone, grab them now before it’s sold out!

georgelucastalkshow.com

God bless and also 🇮🇹🤌🏻

@mollyknight.bsky.social I know there are more pressing things during this game for you but has anyone identified BlueJays Thor behind the plate? I’ll take my answer off air.

I JUST THINK THE WOMENS BASKETBALL IS SO WONDERFUL DOES THAT MAKE SENSE??!!

I guess the best thing about being a Bears fan is that dementia runs in my family so one day I’ll forget all this.

I didn’t even know they were dating

Jesus man

Also thank you so much for your concern about the safety and integrity of women’s sports in general! Wow, this is very important and cool! I assume you are also advocating for more equal allocations of resources and funding for our female athletes especially young girls!

Thank you for your concern about the female NFL cheerleaders! I appreciate you also advocating for them to be properly compensated as the average NFL cheerleader salary is around $22,500 per year.

He meant so much to myself and my family. My nephew is named Ryne. Just devastating news. RIP Ryno. Thank you for all of it.

I’m actually Chicago Sober which is where you do NO drugs and ONLY drink alcohol

My Dead Mom came back for Mothers’ Day!

In Chicago, we don't say soda we say pope

salami

Fuck yeah sounds metal as hell

It is incredibly disappointing that the higher court decided to do nothing about this. It seems like we scream and scream but there is no consequence except our voices getting hoarse.

Stand Up Together — Preview WHEN: March 27, 2025 at 7:30pm WHERE: Laugh Factory Chicago 3175 N Broadway Chicago TICKETS: $35+ For more information and tickets visit the Stan

A way for Chicagoans to tell Hollywood they are not forgotten...READ THE PREVIEW-
@mptfund.bsky.social @thesecondcity.bsky.social @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social @katierich.bsky.social #MeganGailey #artistsfirst @marcellacomedy.bsky.social
@kristentoomey.bsky.social @chrisbader.bsky.social #comedy

That line from Ivy is actually something that my husband said to me after our biggest fight. 🥰

No greater feeling than coming back to your phone and seeing a dozen or so voice memos in the group chat.

It's the funniest thing of all time

Ahahahahaha Kevin!

I lost my SAG health insurance this year but at least Belichick's girlfriend gets to be in a Super Bowl commercial

Oh my God this is so funny