The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

live view from cuomo hq

Tweet from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

I remember talking about this phenomenon at a professor’s dinner party my senior year. I had never had one. He decided that being exposed to White Russians was a mandatory college experience and made me one.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

"I saw some youths in public, I doubt the crime rate is down" You are the reason teenagers don't have a safe space to exist in public & the reason why they are forced to spend all their time online because they can't even hang out in a park with their friends without some guy crapping in his diaper

female armor “how women actually want to dress”

my brain at 3am

Anyways.

Bernie Moreno showing the attempted Trump assassination to Portage County Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski and… an Abraham Lincoln impersonator… is one of those things that will live in my head forever.

nextdoor posts be like crooked hillary stole my recycling bin lets see those emails communists. i’m rehoming my dog of 11 years inbox me

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.”

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Former President of the United States

This is NOT what Hegseth posted to my LOVE ISLAND USA Discord server on Thursday.

Icons!

Unwinding from a family event by reading the DSM-5.

I’m just realizing that I have a parasocial relationship with Leo. RIP to a real one.

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

it's giving

Tweet reading everything happens so much

OSU is really out here doing the most to devalue my degree.

a photo of Ronald Reagan showing the day he died because he sucks.

all of this, on the holiest of days no less.

*taking a long drag on my cigarette* Look kid, you never think you'll see a leopard eating another leopard's face but sometimes, if you're really lucky and you log on at the right time,

Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know

Twitter right now

we used to be a country. a proper country.