Vern McCandlish

Yeah, the new Muppet Show is cute, and Sabrina Carpenter was basically the perfect first guest for it. If they make more they should do Chappel Roan next. The Muppet version of "Pink Pony Club" would be wild.

A Brief History of Children Today Are Growing Up Too Fast

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If it keeps doing that you can punish it by asking it to calculate the last digit of pi

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

Remember that @mikestabile.bsky.social myself, & many SWs, discussed the harm of age verification laws as written, and how they harm SWs, users, and undermine internet freedoms. This is all an effort to do large scale government surveillance.

Exclusive: Hacktivist scrapes over 500,000 stalkerware customers' payment records More than half-a-million people who bought access to phone surveillance and social media snooping apps had their email address and partial payment card numbers published online.

SCOOP: A hacktivist has scraped more than half a million payment records from a company that makes consumer-grade spyware and other phone tracking apps, exposing customers' email addresses and partial card numbers. TechCrunch verified the scraped data is authentic.

By @lorenzofb.bsky.social and me:

YouTube video by NFL Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show

Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.

Just to put a pin in it, that hyped news coverage drove moltbook to a $100 million dollar market cap, the vast majority of which has been erased in just 8 days.

Troopers: 'Armed and dangerous' off-duty Virginia officer wanted for shooting woman multiple times An off-duty Kenbridge police officer is wanted on felony charges after allegedly shooting a woman multiple times in Lunenburg County Sunday.

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I still think the Seahawks kicker should have been MVP

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Fun fact. There are now as many unused Superbowl champ commemorative t-shirts for the Pats as used ones.

WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

Update, they added him and I voted.

Why isn't he eligible for MVP?

say what you will about Maye he's easily been the better of seattle's quarterbacks tonight

This is evil, and I laughed way too hard. Well done.

Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Why isn't the Seahawks field goal kicker on the MVP voting page?

Do you like AI slop and field goals? Have we got a show for you....

For a wide range of values of "almost"

To be clear, not a complaint, just an observation.

Another commercial about butts. I think that makes three.

I haven't seen any real products. It looks more like brand awareness commercials than being for something I could actually buy.

Which is exactly why they’ve banned it from being taught as history in schools, taken it down from federal websites, tried to make it harder and harder to access on the university level…

Abe Simpson meme saying, “back in my day we used to hunt for vulnerabilities by hand”