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Vern McCandlish

@malanalysis.bsky.social

A #DFIR, #infosec, #dadjokes, #scifi, #books, #rpg, #ttx, #malware, elder #genx, and #gaming nerd. AKA an elder geek. Retired #leo. Current #infosec in #OT. Kindness first is useful but telling off toxic folks is on my response spectrum too.

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Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver? | Scott Hanselman | TEDxPortland
YouTube video by TEDx Talks Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver? | Scott Hanselman | TEDxPortland

I just wanted to say, I’m probably more proud of this Ted talk than just about anything I’ve ever done so I’m gonna be absolutely useless for the next couple of weeks as I promote the shit out of this because I want you to watch it because it matters in the moment we are in youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg

17.07.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 982    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 91

Dropping the dime on someone too.

24.06.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image listing three logical razors, Occam's, Hanlon's and Hitchens'.
Occam's Razor: The simplest Explanation is often the best one.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hitchens' Razor: Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Image listing three logical razors, Occam's, Hanlon's and Hitchens'. Occam's Razor: The simplest Explanation is often the best one. Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Hitchens' Razor: Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

If you are trying to claim something is a complex conspiracy with multiple people and intricate planning, I beg you to review the following before posting about it.

06.06.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As many of us people who study or work in tech tried to tell y’all, move fast & break things was always about POWER, not progress.

05.06.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3784    πŸ” 900    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 85

Because the next couple days are gonna be confusing for everyone, here's a reminder that you do not ever have to "hand it to" any of the following guys:

Elon Musk
Donald Trump
JD Vance
RFK jr
Stephen Miller

06.06.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1057    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 10

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

06.06.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Leopards eating faces hold waiting time

Leopards eating faces hold waiting time

This cruelty and insanity has personally honestly cost me so much - I'm gonna just enjoy this.

06.06.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibevestors

06.06.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the happiest I've been in days. Maybe weeks.

05.06.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank God we didn’t pick the lady wanting to give first time homebuyers $10 K in assistance. We’d be missing out on the serious business of addressing important government tasks that’s on display right now!

05.06.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1492    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7

It took just 15 years to get from Citizens United to this

06.06.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4153    πŸ” 1008    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 21

Let’s not forget that earlier today, this day was known as β€œwe cannot build bananas in America” day. That is, until everything went bananas

06.06.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4460    πŸ” 814    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 28

Today was supposed to be about the domestic production of bananas, then all hell broke loose and no one will even remember the bananas.

06.06.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you are terminally online STAY ON LINE

05.06.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3369    πŸ” 478    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 8

I actually don’t have to understand the big brain reason yarvin wants to accomplish

If I just …. DONT ABANDON PEOPLE OR DEHUMANIZE THEM

06.06.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about functioning idiots Alt: a man in a suit and tie leaning into another man's face and intensely saying "They are functioning idiots"

I implore anyone trying to sell the idea of an intricate multiple-level deep plan being executed to fool us to first look up Occam's and Hanlon's razors before posting.

06.06.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We chose the right day to launch the share button

05.06.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6732    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 35

Every PR rep in America is scheduling that bad news press release for 5pm EDT tomorrow and setting it to auto post because they know this will be the best weekend to bury bad news.

05.06.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was trying to come up with the words to express this but @bencollins.bsky.social was able to condense it and express it so eloquently I am just going to quote skeet their post.

05.06.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tolkien used hobbits to represent traditional English values. This is why Bilbo leaves his home, lies to a foreigner, steals his treasure, and causes a war which kills and displaces millions of people.

05.06.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

Bun-Bun!

04.06.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The CB Radio Revolutionized Communication Between Vehicles, Now It's Mostly A Forgotten Relic - The Autopian Al Gross invented a revolutionary technology with the CB radio, which connected motorists around America. Few use CB radios today, here's why

The CB Radio Revolutionized Communication Between Vehicles, Now It’s Mostly A Forgotten Relic www.theautopian.com/the-cb-radio...

04.06.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you burn down a forest, you don't miss out on lumber for just that season. You have to replant all the trees, nurture them, and wait for them to grow.

The science and research budget cuts happening now are wanton, senseless arson. Recovery, if it ever happens, will take generations.

03.06.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7753    πŸ” 2500    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 88

I've seen folks talk about how "in four years" they'll be able to get back to their planned projects and I really don't think that's going to work out. People & projects losing funding now will not be able to hit pause and come back once funding is restored. Hard-won progress & capacity will be lost

03.06.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12083    πŸ” 2957    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 194

Disruption is always more quickly impactful than recovery.

03.06.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

installing the internet from a CD you got in the mail

03.06.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and saying thanks , i hate it Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and saying thanks , i hate it
03.06.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digitally illustrated graphic with big, bold, black text in the center reading "trans lives are more important than harry potter". Two cats with alternating colours of the trans flag lay above the top left and bottom right of the text, turning it pink & blue where they cross over.

Digitally illustrated graphic with big, bold, black text in the center reading "trans lives are more important than harry potter". Two cats with alternating colours of the trans flag lay above the top left and bottom right of the text, turning it pink & blue where they cross over.

happy pride month!

02.06.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21605    πŸ” 9123    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 91

Omfg. Sorry who is running against her? I want to check the betting markets.

31.05.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 3

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