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Vern McCandlish

@malanalysis.bsky.social

A #DFIR, #infosec, #dadjokes, #scifi, #books, #rpg, #ttx, #malware, elder #genx, and #gaming nerd. AKA an elder geek. Retired #leo. Retired from #infosec in #OT now too. Kindness first is useful but telling off toxic folks is on my response spectrum too.

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Micky Ds won't give him a peace prize, but I would bet the "McRib is Back" is strategic.

07.12.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are now more than a decade past the first news story I ever wrote about cryptocurrencyβ€˜s major use case as a currency being crime.

07.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another account spewing AI videos and β€œfollowing” tens of thousands of people.

Block these clowns on site.

07.12.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 963    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 19

then you get fired!

if you are "a man of deep deep integrity" you countermand the order and you get fired because its the right fucking thing to do!

07.12.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive) Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.

Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off

06.12.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2565    πŸ” 364    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 152
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BAN #275: Telescope buying advice, Book: It’s Alive, Dial-A-Moon 2021 30 November 2020 Issue #271

I am often asked: What is the best telescope to buy for someone just getting into astronomy?

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As a theorist, I am absolutely useless and can tell you nothing. HOWEVER, my friend the wonderful @philplait.bsky.social is NOT useless and has great advice & relevant links here! ‡️

07.12.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 7

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

06.12.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18574    πŸ” 4534    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 239

Republicans use the "I'm not familiar with that" dodge several times a day now, and if a reporters or anchor isn't ready and willing to shut them down as soon as they try it, that means they're either incompetent at their job or a willing accomplice to the lies.

Either way, never trust them again.

07.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3143    πŸ” 766    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 34

If your first reaction to someone having their legs run over by an ICE vehicle is β€œwas he here illegally” then you’ve completely lost your moral compass

The same goes for asking what the β€œwhole story” is

There’s nothing a person could do to justify running them over with a car.

07.12.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1503    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 10
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.)

Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"

A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"

The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.

06.12.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1833    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 29

My teen, who had dreamt of being an astrophysicist, just told me he wants to go to law school because, β€œScience isn’t going to be a priority in the US in the future…I don’t want a job where I’ll be constantly worried my funding will be taken away.”

Gutting. How many future scientists have we lost?

07.12.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2850    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 85
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a logo for the buffalo bills with a red light coming out of its eyes Alt: a logo for the buffalo bills with a red light coming out of its eyes

Moved 500 miles south for work and love the mid Atlantic, except when the Bills are playing but not aired locally.

07.12.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a metal shredder 's blades ALT: a close up of a metal shredder 's blades

An industrial shredder?

07.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blockbuster store with a man walking in front of it Alt: a blockbuster store with a man walking in front of it

Old enough so that when I heard about Netflix buying WB my first thought was: "That could have been Blockbuster"

07.12.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you could get rid of one of these, but at the cost of doubling the other.

Which do you pick?

Gambling ads

Political ads

07.12.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is anyone still on X? Seriously.

07.12.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Duckworth: "It is a war crime. It's illegal. No matter how you put it, it's all illegal. I've been shot down behind enemy lines. Under the laws of war, you are supposed to help render aid to that individual ... you're not allowed to go back in and kill them."

07.12.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13216    πŸ” 4125    πŸ’¬ 395    πŸ“Œ 180

In this segment, Senator Schmitt insists he knows nothing about a major scandal, goes on an extended rant filled with lies and smears, insults Stephanopolous and his show directly, and is generally a preening asshole.

Yet I’m sure they’ll welcome him back for more.

07.12.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1729    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 12

Loving war crimes is not a sustainable policy in a democracy

07.12.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3979    πŸ” 578    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 17

Every GenX dad/grandad in cargo shorts, a polo, and new balance sneakers.

07.12.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay warm and GO BILLS!

07.12.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Himes: "I think it's really important this video by made public ... it's important people see what it looks like when the full force of the US military is turned on two guys who are clinging to a piece of wood and about to go under just so they have a visceral feel for what it is we're doing"

07.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11003    πŸ” 3505    πŸ’¬ 300    πŸ“Œ 140

What Senator Cotton says here would be a bad defense for the Germans convicted in WWI and WWII war crimes trials -- including for firing on shipwrecked in fully operational lifeboats.

This line of response hurts the US and US servicemembers. It will cause long-term damage unless we get this right.

07.12.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1894    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 17
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WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?

TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water

07.12.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1625    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 921    πŸ“Œ 526

The fact they can assert "we saw them sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat" means the leadership had good and clear battlefield information/visibility. Those deaths were not due to the "fog of war", that was "intention to kill them all", AKA murder.

07.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats again to the coastal Democratic elites who told us this guy was a credible Treasury Secretary simply because he went to the right schools & cocktail parties

07.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mark Kelly: "They are not silencing me. I'm still speaking out. I still am going to do my job every single day regardless of whether this president wants to kill me, hang me, execute me, or shut me up. I'm not gonna shut up."

07.12.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 21085    πŸ” 5259    πŸ’¬ 473    πŸ“Œ 324

This list is great. I went through it and was a little ashamed that I was unaware of aftermath.site #pcgaming

Marisa's list is definitely worth taking a look at and the @aftermath.site site is amazing.

Thanks Marisa.

07.12.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This story reminded me I need to reread Andy Greenberg's @agreenberg.bsky.social excellent book "Tracers in the Dark". andygreenberg.net

07.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image caption at top "Limit: Pick no more than two"
Image is of a black and white triangle with the center labeled "Building a personal VPN Server" and the three corners being labeled "Works as designed" "Easy" and "Safe"

Image caption at top "Limit: Pick no more than two" Image is of a black and white triangle with the center labeled "Building a personal VPN Server" and the three corners being labeled "Works as designed" "Easy" and "Safe"

Reminder that when building your own VPN server, the following diagram applies: #infosecmemes

07.12.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@malanalysis is following 20 prominent accounts