Joseph Francis

They should just learn to say, “Wenn das der Führer wüsste”

If a couple more mutuals regularly used this place I’d rarely bother with twitter

Not everyone grew up watching the Discovery Channel (before it went to shit)

Hearing the Everglades described as a Mad Max wasteland of dangerous alligators would make me see them as priceless, not worthless

Proverbs 17:5

A Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦🍁

Proverbs 17:5 Whoever mocks the poor relives their Maker; whoever rejoices in their misfortune will not go unpunished

All I have to say to them:

Like the God of the Old Testament I will turn my back to their suffering

They’re going to create their freikorps

“A little 2% codeine never hurt anyone”

The real ones among us remember his story about the Canadian Tylenol

As the prophets foretold

I’m splitting the baby down the middle for my project: I’m making a very detailed map but the readers won’t get it. I know where I’m going so just follow me

I only use ebooks for public domain books. Can have thousands on a kindle and you don’t need to keep a whole other bookshelf

I’d want to crawl into a hole and die

Did he mean “honey” in a sexist way or was it a slip like calling your teacher “mommy” or something?

As someone with a “don’t let the door hit you on the way out” approach to people who leave for Florida I find any stories of their unhappiness joyful

They’re so eager to shove their dicks into a hornets nest and then pass off the problem to the United States

Isn’t there an infantry and armored division next door to that facility? I think a couple commandos won’t be enough

Made even better that Peter Jackson is obsessed with World War I (as am i). They Shall Not Grow Old was similarly excellent

Not an original point but worth saying again - there is not a single element in this picture that identifies any of these folks as law enforcement agents. No badges, no uniforms, no vests. Out of context it just looks like a bunch of random guys are kidnapping a mayoral candidate.

I’ve been saying this for a while

It’s the main reason I dislike him so much. I have a visceral dislike of bullies so much so that I got into arguments with other Buffalo Bills fans over Ritchie Incognito. The guy was a bully and an asshole

That’s the part they ignore. The couple hundred thousand men it would take on the ground to prop up said regime. Because I doubt that any compliant regime would enjoy popular support

At the time the novel was written there was a brief moment when some paleontologists thought Deinonychus should be classed under the Velociraptor genus. Wasn’t an idea that lasted long

I hope we don’t because defeatism will be my response

Some of us millennials like it too

That’s why he’s the 🐐

I’m quite positive he did the math to determine that it’s 288 times quicker