Wow it’s so cool I know an alien visitor
20.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@beesparty.bsky.social
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Wow it’s so cool I know an alien visitor
20.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02026 tootsie-roll hate convention will be held in Kalamazoo Michigan this year
20.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#SGSSensai hi Stephen, listening the most recent episode and just wanted to say that “sovereignty” doesn’t so much refer to an actual land/country, but rather the authority or independence of a country/group/individual. Which feels very appropriate considering the current events in elbaph
10.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what. I’m here for the journey. So let’s keep it moving
03.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes you just gotta take the piss
03.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good
01.01.2026 11:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I like the pixies I’m not afraid to admit it
03.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good
01.01.2026 11:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You don’t even need chopsticks for ramen, you can cut the noodles with your spoon against the side of the bowl.
Follow me to #learnmore about Asian cuisine!
For some reason “Cali sober” sounds a lot better than “not drinking anymore”
29.12.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got this, what a coincidence
29.12.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The midwestern urge to take half a tab and shovel snow
01.12.2025 05:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I show you a cool rock, that’s a body
14.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:
1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist
2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else
nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
Getting back in my zone. You gotta just tweet.
It’s not about engagement it’s about sending a message
Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!
07.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Everybody’s so beautiful
09.11.2025 07:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!
07.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Almost told a parking cop something really heinous
04.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Straw Hat jolly roger has become a symbol of protest movements across the world.
This week we take a deep dive into the use of #OnePiece across the world with @theonepiecedr.bsky.social and GolferGare, please give it a listen if you can! 🏴☠️
www.onepiecepodcast.com/podcast/onep...
Skateboarding
19.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t let your dreams just be dreams
19.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My thing is, you just don’t call yourself MJ Lenderman unless you’re an attorney, lending people money on bad credit, or both
19.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate when #bae gets voted off the great British baking show
18.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sippin that soup that made tom say yum
13.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ref😭his ass did NOT have possession of that when he came down!! 😭😭
12.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ref! *gestures vaguely*
12.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was incomplete.
12.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02040 Lansing will have comprehensive public transit, with gondolas and streetcars. There will also be trained raptors, to pick off people who look a certain way
11.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0