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TTRPGs, FFXIV, WoW, Gaming, Baking, Cooking, Cats, Dinosaurs, Art, something something with computers - rawr | NO GEN-AI ๐Ÿšซ profile art by @veldoodles german/english/ุนุฑุจูŠ

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Because I need an empty freezer before Ramadan prep starts I am making all those half empty bags of beige food and todayโ€™s lunch was fries, croquettes and cheese bites. It can only get better. ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.02.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a pixel art artwork
mountains in the foreground with a tiny character wielding a sword, he has a funky little hat too 
in the background, a giant egg sits on top of a very tall mountain and in the sky, the stars take the shape of a winged whale

a pixel art artwork mountains in the foreground with a tiny character wielding a sword, he has a funky little hat too in the background, a giant egg sits on top of a very tall mountain and in the sky, the stars take the shape of a winged whale

made this little Link's Awakening pixel art tribute couple years back, never posted it here

4 colors, 160x144px

04.04.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6070    ๐Ÿ” 1745    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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Beefcake is the most tenacious little rodent Iโ€™ve ever had! She is also built like a tank and is the only hamster thatโ€™s managed to climb out of the cage unassisted (luckily I was able to grab her before she fell). Iโ€™ve had to upgrade the playpen because she tries to destroy it within a few minuets

11.02.2026 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE

#ffxiv #alisaie #estinien

11.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1709    ๐Ÿ” 837    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Oh nein das lese/realisiere ich gerade erst. Mein Beileid. โค๏ธ

11.02.2026 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A kakapo egg being "candled", showing fertility. Credit: Andrew Digby

A kakapo egg being "candled", showing fertility. Credit: Andrew Digby

Three kฤkฤpล eggs in a nest. Credit: Andrew Digby

Three kฤkฤpล eggs in a nest. Credit: Andrew Digby

Early this morning I candled #kakapo Hau's remaining three eggs in her nest on a very wet Pukenui/Anchor Island. All three were fertile, but one had the shell punctured from her standing on it. I took that back to the hut to be artificially incubated, leaving her with two. #kakapo2026 #conservation

11.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Silent Watch
8โ€x6โ€ Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available on my website.

10.02.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1987    ๐Ÿ” 299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
thumbnails of various realistic fish drawings, close ups of too many tedious scales and fin rays

thumbnails of various realistic fish drawings, close ups of too many tedious scales and fin rays

because people keep asking what fish hell is, here's a quick visual sample of my suffering

10.06.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 611    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Marsh guardian

11.02.2026 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing to diagram on wall as she talks to two other people, one with short hair.] PERSON 1: The high carbon content of the skeleton indicates that the individual lived less than 12.6 billion years ago, after the first round of stellar nucleosynthesis. [caption] Cosmologist carbon dating

Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing to diagram on wall as she talks to two other people, one with short hair.] PERSON 1: The high carbon content of the skeleton indicates that the individual lived less than 12.6 billion years ago, after the first round of stellar nucleosynthesis. [caption] Cosmologist carbon dating

Carbon Dating

xkcd.com/3205/

10.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2587    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Iโ€™s love to give it a second and third try but first I need to watch Bridgerton ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me announcing my current FFXIV hiatus to the fc only to get blasted to pieces by Omega Planetes in MH:Wilds.
Nothing changes really.

10.02.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yep

01.02.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6350    ๐Ÿ” 2694    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Volle Integration schon im Bauch!

10.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His first Lรคrmprotokoll ๐Ÿฅฒ

10.02.2026 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morgen erstmal Smoothie machen ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is surprisingly difficult to vacuum when someone is kicking the inside of your belly button furiously.

10.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man holding a walkie talkie with the words anzeige ist raus written below him Alt: a man holding a walkie talkie with the words anzeige ist raus written below him

Me: *starts vacuuming*

Baby that can apparently hear outside noise now:

10.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Calappa, a dome-shaped crab in dark color, seen from the front. Behind its body and in front, hiding its claws and most of its face, are phalaenopsis, moth orchids with roughly circular shape, in lighter colors. Black and white drawing.

Calappa, a dome-shaped crab in dark color, seen from the front. Behind its body and in front, hiding its claws and most of its face, are phalaenopsis, moth orchids with roughly circular shape, in lighter colors. Black and white drawing.

Coenobita, a bright-colored hermit crab barely out of a white round shell, looking adorable. Under and around it are leaves of Macodes jewel orchids, dark leaves with white streaks. Behind it are stalks of flower buds of the plant. Black and white drawing.

Coenobita, a bright-colored hermit crab barely out of a white round shell, looking adorable. Under and around it are leaves of Macodes jewel orchids, dark leaves with white streaks. Behind it are stalks of flower buds of the plant. Black and white drawing.

Paromola, a crab with long legs and spikes all over. The last pair of its legs are small and pointing up like carrying a tray. It's carrying a whole plant of Paphiopedilum slipper orchid in bloom. The four flowers have pitcher-like structures and long ribbony bits that trail very far downwards. Black and white drawing.

Paromola, a crab with long legs and spikes all over. The last pair of its legs are small and pointing up like carrying a tray. It's carrying a whole plant of Paphiopedilum slipper orchid in bloom. The four flowers have pitcher-like structures and long ribbony bits that trail very far downwards. Black and white drawing.

Four Allogalathea crabs sitting on the petals of a flower. The crabs are shaped like lobsters with folded tail and black and white stripy bodies. The Vanda orchid flower is mostly white with black spots all over. Black and white drawing.

Four Allogalathea crabs sitting on the petals of a flower. The crabs are shaped like lobsters with folded tail and black and white stripy bodies. The Vanda orchid flower is mostly white with black spots all over. Black and white drawing.

Happy Crablentine's Day everyone.

Calappa calappa x Phalaenopsis amabilis
Coenobita rugosus x Macodes petola
Paromola cuvieri x Paphiopedilum sanderianum
Allogalathea elegans x Vanda suavis

#Art #SciArt

14.02.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 400    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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U.S. News 

Jeffrey Epstein, Pedophile Billionaire, and His Sex Den

Hedge fund mogul and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein lived in a depraved world of thrice-daily massages, pornographic artwork, and hush moneyโ€”thatโ€™s only now being revealed.

Conchita Sarnoff

Published Jul. 22 2010 7:46PM EDT

U.S. News Jeffrey Epstein, Pedophile Billionaire, and His Sex Den Hedge fund mogul and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein lived in a depraved world of thrice-daily massages, pornographic artwork, and hush moneyโ€”thatโ€™s only now being revealed. Conchita Sarnoff Published Jul. 22 2010 7:46PM EDT

Jack Horner (regarding financial association with Epstein in 2012 and 2016) "I regret that I did not investigate Epsteinโ€™s background beyond what was commonly known at the time"

What was commonly known at the time (pre 2012):

06.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

09.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8495    ๐Ÿ” 1942    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

Weโ€™ll let the childrenโ€™s words speak for themselves. ๐Ÿงต

09.02.2026 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11215    ๐Ÿ” 7238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 807
Page 1 of a childโ€™s handwritten letter, written in pencil in Spanish. Colorful doodles of a rainbow and hearts are found throughout the page. Translation: โ€œI am Maria Antonia Guerra Montoya and I have been 113 days in detention I miss my friends and I feel they are going to forget me. I am bored here. I already miss my country and my house, I came on vacation for 10 Days and they took me into an ice office an officer interrogated me 2 hours without my mom, I was traveling with flight attendant because my mom lives in new york, they only wanted to arrest my mom, because my mom didnโ€™t have documents to live in U.S.A., I always traveled with my tourist visa but ice used me to catch my mom and now I am in a jail and I am sad and I have fainted 2 times here inside. When I arrived every night I cried and now I donโ€™t sleep well, I felt that being here was my fault and I only wanted to be on vacation like a normal family.โ€

Page 1 of a childโ€™s handwritten letter, written in pencil in Spanish. Colorful doodles of a rainbow and hearts are found throughout the page. Translation: โ€œI am Maria Antonia Guerra Montoya and I have been 113 days in detention I miss my friends and I feel they are going to forget me. I am bored here. I already miss my country and my house, I came on vacation for 10 Days and they took me into an ice office an officer interrogated me 2 hours without my mom, I was traveling with flight attendant because my mom lives in new york, they only wanted to arrest my mom, because my mom didnโ€™t have documents to live in U.S.A., I always traveled with my tourist visa but ice used me to catch my mom and now I am in a jail and I am sad and I have fainted 2 times here inside. When I arrived every night I cried and now I donโ€™t sleep well, I felt that being here was my fault and I only wanted to be on vacation like a normal family.โ€

Page 2 of a childโ€™s handwritten letter, written in pencil in Spanish. Translation: โ€œThey donโ€™t give me my diet I am vegetarian, I donโ€™t eat well, there is no good education and I miss my best friend julieta and my grandmother and my school I already want to get to my house. Me in dilei [Dilley] am not happy please get me out of here to colombia.โ€ Below the text is a drawing of the girl and her mother in the government-issued gray sweatsuits of the detention center.

Page 2 of a childโ€™s handwritten letter, written in pencil in Spanish. Translation: โ€œThey donโ€™t give me my diet I am vegetarian, I donโ€™t eat well, there is no good education and I miss my best friend julieta and my grandmother and my school I already want to get to my house. Me in dilei [Dilley] am not happy please get me out of here to colombia.โ€ Below the text is a drawing of the girl and her mother in the government-issued gray sweatsuits of the detention center.

6/ โ€œWhen I arrived every night I cried and now I donโ€™t sleep well, I felt that being here was my fault and I only wanted to be on vacation like a normal family.โ€

9-year-old Maria Antonia Guerra Montoya, detained on her way to Disney World, spent 113+ days at Dilley.

09.02.2026 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3181    ๐Ÿ” 1294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

State of pregnancy is now: I dropped something and decided that it was someone elses problem to pick it back up. I donโ€™t have bending over in me today.

09.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Neel the caiman lizard

Neel the caiman lizard

Wild type jeweled lacerta

Wild type jeweled lacerta

Gold dust firebelly newt

Gold dust firebelly newt

Melanistic jeweled lacerta

Melanistic jeweled lacerta

Recent pics from around the animal room.

08.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ja, bestimmt wird das zum Finden von Haustieren benutzt werden.

09.02.2026 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Coloured comic of a scene i thought of while playing ffxiv pt 1.

Emet selch is sitting on the steps to the garlean throne room, reminiscing about Azem, when an imperial officer comes in stating that they've finally got a picture of what WoL looks like. Emet selch snatches it only to open it and find-

Coloured comic of a scene i thought of while playing ffxiv pt 1. Emet selch is sitting on the steps to the garlean throne room, reminiscing about Azem, when an imperial officer comes in stating that they've finally got a picture of what WoL looks like. Emet selch snatches it only to open it and find-

Coloured comic of a scene i thought of while playing ffxiv pt 2.

That WoL looks like a one to one copy of Azem.

In this instance, WoL and Azem are both my OC Rosanna. Rosanna is a midlander hyur lady with red hair and a gold circlet. she's wearing the neo ishgardian fending top as a black mage. Azem is the exact same but wearing the sophist robes.

Coloured comic of a scene i thought of while playing ffxiv pt 2. That WoL looks like a one to one copy of Azem. In this instance, WoL and Azem are both my OC Rosanna. Rosanna is a midlander hyur lady with red hair and a gold circlet. she's wearing the neo ishgardian fending top as a black mage. Azem is the exact same but wearing the sophist robes.

Emet-Selch's Reasonable Crashout

| #ffxiv #ffxivart |

08.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I desperately want a coffee and a croissant and for that I need to get up and over to the store before my first meeting begins.

09.02.2026 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they're just taunting me at this point. where is my husband and our horrible boyfriend squeenix #cidnero

09.02.2026 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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