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Womp womp #trump

Number of government shutdowns under trump? Three.

Number of government shutdowns under Biden? Zero.

The most ironic part about Pete Hegseth wanting to end DEI hires is he IS a DEI hire.

Drunk
Embarrassing
Incompetent

"This epidemic of violence in our country must end, immediately!"

Then STFU, and stop stoking the flames, President Shitler.

Question, Hakeem.

Do your suggestions to the GOP ever actually reach them, let alone convince them to change their minds?

The answer is a resounding No.

How about, instead of pontificating, you give the same threats they've issued to innocent Americans back to them if they don't stop?

💯

South Park is by far a more accurate source of news than Fox News. There, I said it.

Pretty sure Nancy Mace has them both beat.

That too.

Kash's "proof" of these ICE shootings are as nonsensical and fabricated as anything MAGA puts out.

An "anti-ICE" shooter 1) doesn't target immigrants and 2) doesn't write that on his ammo.

He seriously thinks we're as moronic as he is.

Quote of the night right there.

Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce.

The ending is like “minnow fin” 🐟
And “aceta-“ sounds like “Ah see da” as in “Ah see da Epstein files still haven’t been released.”

Barko

Today at the UN, we learned even escalators hate trump.

Either that, or he broke the weight limit.

He's trying to win that Nobel Peace Prize by any words necessary. Doesn't mean a word of it.

No shock there, considering the Ricketts are full blown MAGA.

Take your Tylenol.

Haven't you heard? "America First!" 🙄

Remember, Tom Homan hasn't had a trial and not been pronounced guilty.

So let's do what he would do.

Send him to a prison in El Salvador until we figure this out.

So, let me get this straight.

trump and RFK Jr can make up a fictional link between Tylenol and autism, with zero evidence. But they can't make a connection between guns and school shootings, despite mountains of evidence?

Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel.

If only this administration was as tough on pedophiles as it is on comedians.

Truer words were never spoken.

Morons
Are
Governing
America

If you still believe it's left vs right you truly have no clue what's happening.

Good morning, USA.

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won't be offended.

As the Jimmy Kimmel news has made abundantly clear, "free" speech has never been more expensive.

It gives him a ready made excuse to pursue anyone who disagrees with him, and designate them as Antifa.