CYCLISTS. Avoid getting a
sore arse by simply placing a
naan bread over your saddle.
This will comfort your ride and
when you return home, hey
presto! A warm snack.
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13.02.2026 19:14 β π 149 π 28 π¬ 4 π 4
'Flesh flavoured milkshake'
Wtf but also but bravo π π
12.02.2026 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Buying UTD was a big indicator for cuntishness
11.02.2026 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Creepy side eye from a computer animated, clothes wearing bear ?
11.02.2026 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not surprised.
Has the look of a top draw cunt
11.02.2026 20:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wtaf have i just seen ? π³π΅βπ«π
Absolutely mental game! #SaintsFC
10.02.2026 21:47 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah,not exactly there strong point π€¦ββοΈπ
31.01.2026 12:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Would've been good if we'd kept Ballard,let him out on loan till now, then could've used now π€¦ββοΈ
31.01.2026 11:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
No thanks.
Purchased mine just after the New Year & it's still in date ππ€§
31.01.2026 11:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Sausage Commandments
29.01.2026 21:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That would be my Dad's, same laugh π
28.01.2026 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The wonderful Willie Rushton π
28.01.2026 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yourself but as a cartoon
28.01.2026 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
My mate was really fucked up after watching it, not long after his mum died & ended up having counselling
27.01.2026 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Would not recommend while on Mushrooms π΅βπ«
Also the same goes for Jacobs Ladder π€―
27.01.2026 20:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Whomever decided to do a full fire evacuation drill when its pissing down & windy, can get to fuck! π
27.01.2026 09:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We have a winner ππ₯
26.01.2026 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Piss up in brewery comes to mind π€¦ββοΈ
25.01.2026 09:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ICE shoot a guy dead who they were already piled on top of.
We need trials for these criminals.
24.01.2026 17:13 β π 234 π 110 π¬ 37 π 18
Quote post with a clue of where you're from
23.01.2026 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bit orthopaedic looking π¬π€¦ββοΈ
20.01.2026 12:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Enjoy. Always had a great time when i visited. Just don't get into a conversation about ice hockey π
14.01.2026 05:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
β€οΈβπ₯Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.
12.01.2026 14:35 β π 1485 π 611 π¬ 170 π 211
I went to a few Interdance raves at the Arts Centre.
1st one was on Boxing Day 91
11.01.2026 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So, deciding not to watch the FA Cup games was a good idea then π€ π€¦ββοΈ
10.01.2026 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well,that's shit.
Take it easy mush.
Just think of the look you're get from the cat when you get home
10.01.2026 13:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"He robs from the Skates, he robs from the Skaaaates!..."
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10.01.2026 12:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
5p a ciggy at the corner shop
09.01.2026 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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