I wanna own a horse.
17.02.2026 01:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@danjohnson.bsky.social
Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise. Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
I wanna own a horse.
17.02.2026 01:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm willing to accept that many if not most of that 16% is people who are answering "correctly" without grasping the context of the question.
16.02.2026 04:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That is to say, there wasn't a subset of people claiming these things were happening, but being ridiculed for that belief, until the truth was revealed and those people were proven right.
15.02.2026 22:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is a common sentiment, but doesn't actually seem to be backed up by historical evidence.
There are conspiracies abd corruption that have come to light. Tuskegee Airmen, Watergate, MK-Ultra... But none of them were really "conspiracy theories" in the way we use the term.
Now I'm afraid that one day I'll learn that some random nose hair was somehow load-bearing.
13.02.2026 21:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That is normal behavior for me for breakfast, because a proper diner breakfast for some reason often comes on three separate plates. You need the extra table space.
13.02.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0To me, it seems like a story that points out why it will never be profitable to make and train these machines.
12.02.2026 22:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's a refreshingly collectivist reading.
12.02.2026 13:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Does it come in 28mm?
11.02.2026 04:04 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0How would you rate the level of comfort you experience when looking at the people there?
08.02.2026 07:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It does seem kind of unlikely that 40% of the team votes in the primary.
08.02.2026 02:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm not sure supply and demand operates in a normal way among people who have so much money that it's functionally meaningless to them.
07.02.2026 03:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That list is an impressively incoherent range of cinematic tastes.
05.02.2026 20:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What was the one you thought was funny?
05.02.2026 17:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'd launch one of those tourist deep sea submarines for Melania.
But submarines are boats, not ships.
Say what you want about Karoline Leavitt as a person, but hardly anyone is talking about Trump pooping his pants a few days ago, so she's definitely doing something right.
03.02.2026 16:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.
Anyway, here's dinner.
03.02.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.
Anyway, here's dinner.
03.02.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Groundhogs and wombats both just kind of look like if you asked someone to draw "an animal" and gave no further instructions.
02.02.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0To: jeevacation@gmail.com[jeevacation@gmail.com]; Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Elon Musk Sent: Tue 12/25/2012 6:07:16 AM Subject: Re: Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for.
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31.01.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean, this is only your second try. You'll get it eventually.
30.01.2026 01:58 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I mean, they're spelled differently, and he very clearly described a food they don't sell at the sandwich store in question.
But also, it was a post explicitly directed toward the people who recommended the place.
Not everything you see online is meant for you. You can just ignore some of it.
It's reasonable that you misunderstood, but you don't have to be weird about it.
29.01.2026 19:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Helpfully not spelled the same.
29.01.2026 18:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Minneapolis has really good restaurants.
29.01.2026 15:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Armband tattoo, but it's the green 'crazy daisy' Corelle pattern.
28.01.2026 23:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think some of it is the optics of Brady leaving and succeeding without Bellichick.
27.01.2026 23:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I haven't been able to provide as much material support as I'd have liked these past weeks, but if we need some real thirsty fan-cam edits or protester videos released by the DHS, I'm ready to go.
27.01.2026 20:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My car doesn't work, and it's 15ยฐ out, but I definitely thought hard about walking a mile in the dark to the gas station for some poison.
27.01.2026 02:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0