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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise. Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D

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I wanna own a horse.

17.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm willing to accept that many if not most of that 16% is people who are answering "correctly" without grasping the context of the question.

16.02.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is to say, there wasn't a subset of people claiming these things were happening, but being ridiculed for that belief, until the truth was revealed and those people were proven right.

15.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a common sentiment, but doesn't actually seem to be backed up by historical evidence.

There are conspiracies abd corruption that have come to light. Tuskegee Airmen, Watergate, MK-Ultra... But none of them were really "conspiracy theories" in the way we use the term.

15.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm afraid that one day I'll learn that some random nose hair was somehow load-bearing.

13.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is normal behavior for me for breakfast, because a proper diner breakfast for some reason often comes on three separate plates. You need the extra table space.

13.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To me, it seems like a story that points out why it will never be profitable to make and train these machines.

12.02.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a refreshingly collectivist reading.

12.02.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it come in 28mm?

11.02.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How would you rate the level of comfort you experience when looking at the people there?

08.02.2026 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does seem kind of unlikely that 40% of the team votes in the primary.

08.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure supply and demand operates in a normal way among people who have so much money that it's functionally meaningless to them.

07.02.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That list is an impressively incoherent range of cinematic tastes.

05.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was the one you thought was funny?

05.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd launch one of those tourist deep sea submarines for Melania.

But submarines are boats, not ships.

04.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say what you want about Karoline Leavitt as a person, but hardly anyone is talking about Trump pooping his pants a few days ago, so she's definitely doing something right.

03.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.

A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.

Anyway, here's dinner.

03.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.

A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.

Anyway, here's dinner.

03.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Groundhogs and wombats both just kind of look like if you asked someone to draw "an animal" and gave no further instructions.

02.02.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
To:

jeevacation@gmail.com[jeevacation@gmail.com]; Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]

From:

Elon Musk

Sent:

Tue 12/25/2012 6:07:16 AM

Subject:

Re:

Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for.

To: jeevacation@gmail.com[jeevacation@gmail.com]; Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Elon Musk Sent: Tue 12/25/2012 6:07:16 AM Subject: Re: Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for.

Reposting with alt text

31.01.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, this is only your second try. You'll get it eventually.

30.01.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, they're spelled differently, and he very clearly described a food they don't sell at the sandwich store in question.

But also, it was a post explicitly directed toward the people who recommended the place.

Not everything you see online is meant for you. You can just ignore some of it.

29.01.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's reasonable that you misunderstood, but you don't have to be weird about it.

29.01.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Helpfully not spelled the same.

29.01.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minneapolis has really good restaurants.

29.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Armband tattoo, but it's the green 'crazy daisy' Corelle pattern.

28.01.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think some of it is the optics of Brady leaving and succeeding without Bellichick.

27.01.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't been able to provide as much material support as I'd have liked these past weeks, but if we need some real thirsty fan-cam edits or protester videos released by the DHS, I'm ready to go.

27.01.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.01.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My car doesn't work, and it's 15ยฐ out, but I definitely thought hard about walking a mile in the dark to the gas station for some poison.

27.01.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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