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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise. Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D

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I was surprised to genuinely like two MCU movies in a row (with Thunderbolts) for the first time in a while.

08.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It *is* a dumb joke, but the number of people willfully refusing to read it as a joke is perplexing.

08.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It increasingly seems like the end result of the entire AI boom is going to be, "Yeah, it turns out if you feed a data center the whole internet, and then ask it to make some more internet, it can do that, but not in a way that anyone is willing to pay $15/month for."

07.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...as opposedto Garry, which is short for Gawrence.

07.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd argue that it's important to note that this wasn't really jury nullification. The definition of "forcibly assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating, or interfering" wasn't met.

The jury came to a good faith determination fact.

06.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of conservatives posting Never Forget memes have picked an ironic day to forget about the existence of Christian terrorism.

05.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clean the top of your refrigerator. It's gross up there.

04.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing about football makes sense.

Vikings beat Lions.

Steelers beat Vikings.

Bengals beat Steelers.

Jets beat Bengals.

I feel like this is a flawed rubric, but it usually takes more than 3 jumps to prove, by the transitive property, that the worst team is better than the best team.

02.11.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's an implication in this comment thread that there is some body of work in musical theater that isn't cringe, and I feel like either I've missed something or everyone else has.

02.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The average age of an MLB player is 28 years old.

A spike in the number of children being named Will Smith from 1991 and 1996 is probably understandable.

02.11.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skeptic is not hater. Like, I think he's fine, but I don't feel like I have a good handle on what makes him special, the way I do with actors I really like.

02.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you refer to your long, happy marriage as "your cheese situation."

02.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A silver pizza pan with a dozen skull-shaped calzones piled on it, sitting on a black table beside a window sill.

A silver pizza pan with a dozen skull-shaped calzones piled on it, sitting on a black table beside a window sill.

The muffin pan skull molds work better than I'd have thought.

31.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild to see all the people who constantly insist that all Democrats are socialists are suddenly crying and shitting their pants over the possibility of a Democrat being replaced by a socialist.

30.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't usually find it that politically useful to organize war criminals into granular tier lists, but I don't have any argument with your assessment.

29.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he's a war criminal. He was President of the United States.

I'm not being glib.

Can you think of a President who commited zero war crimes?

28.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My instinctive answer is Peoria, IL, but I think that might be because it's the first level of Rampage.

28.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any candidate who promises to nationalize Postmates gets my vote.

28.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I say this as someone who firmly believes the more logically sensible (thought probably less politically feasible) option would be to ban handguns.

28.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am absolutely in favor of gun control. All the gun control. But progressives need to approach the subject with curiosity and willingness to learn the minutiae.

So let's start with, what, in your estimation, defines an assault rifle?

28.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or too late. Depends on the custody schedule.

27.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACAB includes Charlie Swan, but at least he seems to be really bad at it.

27.10.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dustin Hoffman in a beige jacket speaking to Will Ferrel in a gray sweater over a pale blue dress shirt in a scene on a college campus from the film Stranger Than Fiction (2006). Captioned with Hoffman's dialoge, "That answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."

Dustin Hoffman in a beige jacket speaking to Will Ferrel in a gray sweater over a pale blue dress shirt in a scene on a college campus from the film Stranger Than Fiction (2006). Captioned with Hoffman's dialoge, "That answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."

26.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.

Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.

Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.

Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.

Halloween 2025

26.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Football and baseball are about as opposite in vibe as two sports can be, but what they share is a pace that lets an audience savor a moment, which is what makes them perfect for the screen.

Basketball might as well be tennis in terms of shot composition.

23.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last movie I saw in a theater started 27 minutes after listed showtime.

23.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Important to remember, there is a floor on this question. Nixon was still well above 20% when he resigned.

21.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like you're arguing a position I'm not opposing. I'm not saying it's bad to have a violent revolution; I'm saying, to that end, the degree to which it's helpful that everyone has guns ahead of time seems minimal, especially weighed against... y'know, all the apolitical murder in the meantime.

21.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Illegally smuggled arms don't require a legal guarantee the right to bear arms.

21.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An armed populace can prevent a genocide by an unarmed aggrssor, but if everyone is armws the same, history is on the side of people who want to do murder.
I'm no historian, but the Wikipedia article on the Rwandan genocide doesn't mention guns, only machetes, which I'm pretty sure both sides had.

21.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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