Caters Gonna Cate

“Still punk as fuck,” I whisper to myself as I rot on my boyfriend‘s couch while reading historical romance novels.

Nothing in particular, but I will say this: I have, by and large, managed not to get harassed (except on Reddit that one time), which is not nothing, when you consider what happens to so many women using social media. Also I’ve connected with some pretty cool people!

it's about to become legal literally everywhere in the United States for a parent to have their child tortured until they describe sexual desires that accord with what that parent wants. it will be illegal for any state to protect children from that

parental feelings are not something I care about

Yeah, I know. We all know. Even the politicians know. They just don’t care.

Seriously considering canceling some health appointments because I don’t have the money to pay for any diagnoses I might receive.

Turns out I’m on some lists.

1) Charlie Kirk Glazers #3. Unsure how this happened, as I have never, not once, shown support for Kirk.

2) Dipshits to Ignore. I’m listed alongside right-wingers and UFOlogists, neither of which—last I checked—describe me.

I will never not laugh at this logo. I had it on a t-shirt right after the merch dropped. God bless whoever painted that barbershop window.

“Can you hope on a quick Teams call?”

Absolutely not. 2-4 is when I dissociate.

Jalapeño Hanah is holding a green purse. She didn’t say what was inside. She is lined up ready to race at PNC park.

Happy National Pierogi Day to all who celebrate.

nothing lives rent free in my head. I am paying for every thought I’ve ever had.

Speaking as an obese person: stfu.

Presbyterians be keeping it 100.

Calling English a 'rip-off degree' is one of the most blatant exhibitions of personal barbarism I've ever seen. You've demonstrated nothing but the poverty of your own mind.

#WarRavagedPortland

James Charles, for real? I thought we got rid of him.

Mamdani is out here changing how the whole democratic party speaks to the public and (hopefully) how they function. Why can’t we put HIM on a coin that no one uses? Never let them forget that’s who they’re mimicking to get shit done, AFTER they tried to yeet him off the political map.

I referenced “moe from the simpsons” and when my mom replied “who?” I said “moe szyslak” like that was gonna clear things up for her

i don’t believe in ghosts, but i am very afraid of them

The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Supreme Court sharply questions law banning conversion therapy Colorado's law, similar to ones on the books in nearly 30 states, may infringe on free speech rights, justices suggest. Updated October 7, 2025 at 2:02 p.m. EDT

Anti-conversion therapy laws DO NOT infringe upon one’s “right to free speech”; dismantling them WILL lead to gross infringements upon one’s human rights - especially children’s. Conversion camps aren’t just breeding grounds for torture and abuse; they ARE torture and abuse. SCOTUS KNOWS this.

Supreme Court Live Updates: Justices Seem Set to Rule Against Colorado’s Ban on Conversion Therapy

Yet another day of needless cruelty towards queer kids, who are perfect just the way they are. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

Fuck tinted windows

Edgar Allan Poe died on this day in 1849.

Doom.
Plague.
Despair.
Madness.
Creeping existential horror.

He would have loved 2025.

I’ve been to Chicago quite a few times, and I think it’s a good city. What’s elevating them to greatness, though, is the fact that their restaurant owners have collectively decided not to serve ICE agents. You love to see it.

Speaking as a former alleged gifted kid: I struggled because I needed extra help with math, in particular, but also science, to a degree. I simply was not as smart as my cohorts. And that hurt. 0/10, would not choose for myself.

I was not prepared.

Had a dream last night where I was dating Cillian Murphy, and I don’t know who needs to hear this (my boyfriend), but: would.

Trying to convince someone to watch the Wicker Man by claiming it's a John Wick spinoff

Not my boyfriend trying to convince me that Star Wars made Natalie Portman famous when Léon is RIGHT THERE.