'Pip' will do (aka Sir Duke Baroness Williams elsewhere...)

I'd treat yourself to a drop in cortisol with Scott Mills on Radio 2 or Radio 3 - Nick Ferrari is even worse for the average empathetic human's 'nerves' than the Today programme

None of them looks very healthy...

Woke fish- we lefties only eat fish for the health benefits obvs

Anna Foster is normally pretty fair- that's a shame 😔

The law is not always correct- e.g. death penalty, criminalization of homosexuality/abortions, when rape in marriage was still lawful etc... But if most of us believe this law to be wrong then this gvt is going to have to cave soon...

Flat peaches and apricots in France are amazing atm... we need to rejoin if only to have less sh*t fruit!

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️- images of him giving his 'fillies' a hearty slap on the flank are now filling my head... 🤮

Eh??? This is satire right?

Pretty sure Quaker terrorist is an oxymoron... making terrorists of those seeking peace 🤦‍♀️

And this will be further pushing people towards the 'Guardian of Free Speech' Nigel Farage- WTAF are Labour playing at...

This is horrific- I am so sorry.

Did I read he is also associated with Turning Point UK? What is happening to UK politics... 😢

BBC among media misreportimg/exaggerating scale of asylum protests

Median protest is a few dozen, below 100.

"Usually Several hundred at a time" is false.
- should say *occasionally*
< 1/10 protests have 200 people

"Sometimes thousands"
I dont think a single 2025 protest had > 2000 people yet

Rupert Lowe has a history of wrongly identifying others as illegal migrants including the following:
Jesus
The Royal Navy
P&O
Tom Daly
Thunderbird 4
The RNLI
Adam Peaty
Horatio Nelson
Henley Regatta
Sir Francis Drake
Ursula Andress
Rosie & Jim
Fishes
Chaka Demus & Pliers.
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Terrifying self portrait by angry 10 year old

I give you my 10 year old's first foray into expressionism... (he said he wasn't very good at doing happy or sad faces for photos so chose anger...)

Like Brexit all over again- why do people continually vote for people who will shaft them at the first opportunity 🤔 (rhetorical question- biased media, inadequate political/critical thinking/media studies education)

EXCLUSIVE TO ALL NEWSPAPERS POWDER KEG UK ABOUT TO BLOW UP AS BRITAIN STANDS ON THE BRINK OF THE WHOLE NATION DESCENDING INTO CIVIL WAR by Our Apocalypse Staff HELENA HANDCART THE entire country has turned into a tinderbox, one spark and the whole thing could turn into a raging inferno of hatred and violence. All it needs is one little push - preferably from us - and this once peaceful island will explode. It may not take much, maybe an article with some badly researched facts, maybe some exaggerated and provocative hyperbole, and before we know it there'll be blood on the streets, and flames too, as millions of furious citizens attack each other, the police, and the emergency services, not to mention the armed forces should they tragically be called in to deal with the hate-filled mob rampaging through our cities, towns and villages, armed with burning torches and pitchforks, calling for justice, free speech and the immediate death of everyone they don't like. (Top journalism, Ed). Make no mistake, if Britain even exists by next week, we will run this piece again until someone sparks the tinderbox on the brink of the powderkeg that... (cont. for entire summer).

No one sums up the utter shamelessness of the British press and the ugly politics of Farage quite like Private Eye.

And make sure you bang up the dangerous retired teachers/social workers aka terrorists for silently holding up placards protesting genocide whilst you're at it...

Screenshot of headline from Guardian explaining how much more polluted waters are in England than in the EU accompanied by a photo of a swimmer diving into a river

Thanks Johnson/Gove/Farage/Hannan/Cummings/Bannon- good job guys...

We need such caps everywhere to bring worker pay and executive pay closer together again- who cares if Brian won't take the job for less than 8 million when the workers can barely afford the rent...

I think we need to be more frightened of the collections of drunken skinheads railing against the housing of asylum seekers than retired social workers/librarians who feel powerless to stop a genocide and so decide to take bolder and bolder steps...

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

Stop shady crypto cash flooding our politics 🚨 Nigel Farage’s Reform UK just opened the floodgates to dark money in our politics by becoming the first UK party to accept untraceable crypto donations. That's why I've signed the petition to stop s...

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Labour need to get off the pot, call an emergency meeting of the cabinet and pass laws next week to stop this !
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

@mrjamesob.bsky.social labour mps are being asked to vote to bring in measures which are totally against labour values- don't make it sound like they are just being petulant children...

Several boots indeed- it's the loopholes that allow some businesses to operate almost as personal bank accounts for the owners that need looking at...

Or perhaps he prefers it to stick to its beating heart of angry pub-bores and incel teenage boys...

He'll likely be bored again soon... let's hope they've peaked way too early and people see how they actually perform in reality when they are elected and can't blame everything on 'woke' and 'small boats'

Unite NEU members with red Unite Flags on a picket outside the NEU West Mids office

Solidarity from the West Midlands - NEU can do so much better and Unite members are fighting for this...