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I get off-white text on a white background

So what if a tulip broker fails? There are hundreds of tulip brokers and thousands of tulip farmers!

The Wicked Witch of the West endorses Andrew Cuomo

I've tried a pastry cutter and a food processor with the same scone recipe. The pastry cutter makes fluffier scones.

Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.

The Roaring Twenties of Gatsby and the Buchanans followed a pandemic and preceded a depression. Just sayin’.

I assume a big party where everyone was doing the Charleston.

That's a few tons of stone added to a structure probably not designed for it. One obese man on the shitter could be the straw that brings it crashing down into the East Room during a public event.

another magnum opus by McCrery Architects

Keep the Senate, but reduce their responsibilities to meeting once a year on a remote guano Island to name post offices.

French's mustard 14 oz. $2.49

Great Value dijon mustard 12 oz. $1.54

David Ellison

Cover of "Q: Are We Not Men?" album by Devo

I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...

Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!

Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉

Please stop. You're ruining Halloween for me.

It's a Big Boy toddlers menu with Korean garnish. He'll eat the beef patties with ketchup, the brownies, and maybe the shrimp if he can separate them from the rest of the salad.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Functioning perfectly: it warms the carpet around it just enough

YouTube video by History Comes to Life FDR Discusses his Dog Fala

or FDR's dog Fala

The internet was a bad idea.

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

One big advantage of induction is you need less ventilation - just enough to suck away smoke.

If I were a 16th century painter, I would also spend most of my effort on the opulent clothing, which I could keep in my studio for weeks or months, and try to get the face in one sitting.

führerbunker

Something like this

"goober" for short; "the gubernator" if you're not into the whole brevity thing

I'll miss Ireland having a literal leprechaun as President.

Now it makes sense. He wants a führerbunker.

I hate to see my home team losing, but I wouldn't mind seeing the Canadians kick the Americans' asses.

1807 white house engraving showing east and west collonades

This is how it looked in 1807. The full east and west wings were added later, but Jefferson added the collonades. Engraving from Alamy stock photos.

Sometimes, to see things clearly, it helps to not be a lawyer.

If I remember my crazification history correctly and can do math, this means Trump has 11%* less juice than Alan Keyes.
* 24/27 = 89%