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Idk why some bitches say relationships be hard. I told my wife “u busy? No? Go get your computer and play some pixel game for me.” And we been here for hours now having a grand phuckin time

Got confused with Jean and Penny and was wondering why tf y’all was mourning a white woman who was a scam artist and 65% sure she had innapropriate relations with a gorilla.
Different monkey white woman my fault y’all continue mourning.

I do!!! It’s in my pinned :3 I only have one version I have to get other versions added to it tho!!

LITTLEST PET SLUT🐯💖💦

I swear this gif worked when I uploaded it but here is a video instead

Chat do I cross stitch this

Got TWO library cards today, bought craft supplies from a Re-Use store, got food from a local pizzaria, then watched pirated movies, and bought scissors second hand online. Fuck big corporations. Support locals. Support people.

I made a cross stitch animation of a bunny

Some bones from one of our goats :3 #polaroidis048 #bones #farmer

Bathing suit but in the sense that I bathe myself in violence.
#polaroidis048

feel like it’s important to always stress that sex is good. porn is good. like many good things, sometimes they are not good. but there is nothing inherently harmful about sex or porn. a child will be fine. an adult will be fine. sex is good and normal

date everything: fake objectum media
object shows: baby objectum media
portal: real objectum media

“You’re objectum do you like date everyth-“ NO!!!! I LIKE OBJECTS!!! NOT MEATBAGS!!! THE POINT IS THAT THEY ARE OBJECTS AND NOT SKIN FLESH VERSIONS OF OBJECTS!!!!
I’m sure the game is fine but no I want to date an actual book not a quirky anime drawing that represents a book????

beanie baby sketch

On the loose! #polaroidis048

hey so in light of recent news, i'd just like to make it super clear on here that i support sex workers and i despise artistic censorship and puritanism. i'm very much an advocate for queer expression and kink in all of its freakiest exhibitions.

The UK is launching ‘porn age checks’. This is what will happen The UK is about to launch some of the strongest checks on pornography in the world.

It's not just "porn" sites. As of midnight, any site that allows NSFW is now legally required in the UK to bar visitors unless they present a govt ID, submit to a biometric scan, or otherwise identify themselves.

That means Discord, Bluesky, Reddit, X.

The anonymous internet is now closed.

Bad news: can’t wear my super cool spikey collar because I am allergic to the silver(nickel) spikes
Good news: I have a new collar in the mail
I’m not lying when I say lycanthrope in bio man

If you buy custom photos from me just know my bf pics out which ones to send to you lol so thank and tip him

12 million are elderly.

ITS ESTEMATED THERE ARE 51 MILLION PETS BETWEEN THE ENGLISH POPULATION??? WHERE THE FUCK YOU BITCHES HAVE THE SPACE???? It takes less than 20 hours to drive across the damn country I’m losing my fucking MIND WHERE DO YOU HAVE SPACE????

Wdym there’s 56 million people in England when that country is the size of One(1) of my Areolas????

B1 battle droid

Transformer fandom found this haiiiii psstpsstpsst stay here I’m one of you even tho I don’t post much

This color pallet is everything to me and more #polaroidis048

Boy who cried wolf #polaroidis048

WHOSE IFEA WAS IT TO MAKE STEPHEN FRY A HOMOPHOBIC KING IM SCREAMJNG JEHEHWJW this movie is ass btw

Breaking up with my bf he says bam bam bam to sweet Caroline (he is forcing me at gunpoint to say this is only at baseball games as if this makes it better)

💙 #furryart #furry