Jabe

wizardologys on tumblr: "One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they're doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it's almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I'm here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x"

a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me

imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

You cannot create a better future unless you believe it is actually possible. Even if everyone says you are wrong. Even if everyone thinks your solution won't actually fix anything. You have to believe.

For many, it’s also a poopuretic

i've seen like a thousand github profiles where you've got some young schmuck going "turning coffee into code!"
but i'm built different

Wow Signal

Nutshack

Be weird. Be a freak. Be confusing.
Transition. Change your pronouns. Take HRT.
Be a girl. Or a guy. Both. Neither. A dog. A pooltoy. Whatever you want.

Your enemies are a cadre of soulless, ontologically evil pedophiles who want to enslave us all and destroy the planet.

yamako

contender for my favorite image of all time

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

You’re doing the right thing. Exposing yourself to news + news discourse 24/7 just isn’t worth the cortisol. :)

(Saying this from a queer american perspective btw 😂🔫)

Brother, you literally need to in order to stay sane. It’s an ongoing struggle for me, so I very very much understand the value of knowing when to shut it off and return to the reality of the people around you who love you.

13. MINK CAR: It's all in your head. Piece based on the cover art of They Might Be Giant's album Mink Car(2001) Featuring @ kashmoneym.ink's character Ollie <33

"and the silver chauffeur says that it's all in your head,
when you're 24-karat deadddd" 🎵
@kashmoneym.ink

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Leo, cartoon rabbit, sitting at a crowded sports bar throwing a thumbs up and a shaka to the home team. war paint in the form of promotional Fireball™️ stickers are festooned undereye and on his nose.

Throwin da shaka with a wide wingspread for my hawks back home mainland-side. Sitting on an island bar’s lanai with fishponds spread behind. Slippers with da socks (spam musubi) on.

Leo leaning against the bar’s outdoor shelf with a collection of crushed tin cans holding cigarette butts behind me. Sign over my left shoulder indicates a $4 Bud Light special. Sign over my right shoulder reads “HAVE SOME CLASS! NO PISSING OFF THE LANAI. CAN’T FOLLOW MY RULES? NO COME.”

CHEEEEEHOOOOOOOO SPORTS ATTLE! 💚💙🩵🦅🤙
from one “Bad Bunny” to another, WELL
PLAYED!!!! 🏝️🤙

I usually do the Wordle on the toilet and I think I Pavlov'd myself so now if I do it anywhere else I suddenly need to shit

she succeeded

how it felt watching my brand new induction cooktop *Actually* bring refrigerated vegetables to a frothing simmer in 90 seconds

geoff keighley saying on twitter: "Overwatch 2 is dropping the 2 and the game will just be called Overwatch moving forward." girlsnailure imitates the 2 old man hecklers at the theater and have one say: "Overwatch 2 is dropping the 2?" and the other say: "Makes sense, dropping a number 2 always reminds me of Overwatch!"

AYOOO 👽🔺

meme showing ice cream coated with chocolate with text from top to bottom. first section reads: "Mmmh." the second section reads: "Amazing." the third section reads "Awesome but it will end soon." the final section shows a woodchuck chucking wood.

subway sandwich appearing as the top layer over all the memes about it with the text reading: "but it refused"

Dissolve Bones

Manually positioning and rotating my bones? I've been doing it since birth!