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Jeffrey Cifello

@jeffrey-cifello.bsky.social

Pittsburgh, metal, veganism, and PWHL Hockey πŸŒ‰ Functional genomics data analyst 🧬 All views are my own.

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Baseball highlights I watch:
Red Sox (any)
Phillies (any)
Pirates (winning)
Yankees (losing)

05.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice haul! My current computer may or may not have been harvested from an abandoned lab

04.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well accidentally getting my computer to boot up with the message "Missing operating system" was terrifying

04.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My building doesn't recycle glass so I've just been hoarding it like some sort of glass goblin for literally 13 months.

04.08.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An out fielder absolutely hucking it to home plate > any home run ever

04.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know much about the methods themselves, but bulk RNA seq -> cell type specific RNA seq deconvolution methods always make me skeptical

04.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine would be the default iPhone alarm sound for 30 seconds. I want the batter to feel like he's late for something

02.08.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These live Skenes reactions are killing me

02.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just turned on the Pirates and by Talos this can't be happening. Again.

02.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm impressed by how many bands you enjoy! I usually rotate between like 5-6 haha

02.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oneil Cruz with a rocket from center to get the runner at 3rd (MLB)

02.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 18

Altitude sickness at the peak of Mt. Dunning-Kruger

01.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am at the "I now believe in trickster gods" phase of debugging

01.08.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So is having visiting teams beat you in your beautiful ballpark just a business model?

01.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pomodoro counters are quickly becoming the bedrock of my self-actualization

30.07.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Band member timeline for the band Tigers Jaw. Time in years on the x axis ranges from 2005 to 2025. Different colors indicate the role each individual played in the band. For example, Ben Walsh is the only member consistent through all years, beginning on drums until 2007 and remaining on guitar and lead vocals, with some exceptions, until today.

Band member timeline for the band Tigers Jaw. Time in years on the x axis ranges from 2005 to 2025. Different colors indicate the role each individual played in the band. For example, Ben Walsh is the only member consistent through all years, beginning on drums until 2007 and remaining on guitar and lead vocals, with some exceptions, until today.

The Wikipedia Timeline used to show a band's members over time is an elite graphic

29.07.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a Libby filter that's just NOT biography and NOT self-help and NOT financial advice

25.07.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what UK Biobank is all about

16.07.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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great scientific quotes of our times www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

15.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9
Diagram showing baseball position numbers. 
1 Pitcher
2 Catcher
3 First base
4 Second base
5 Third base
6 Shortstop
7 Left field
8 Center field
9 Right field

Diagram showing baseball position numbers. 1 Pitcher 2 Catcher 3 First base 4 Second base 5 Third base 6 Shortstop 7 Left field 8 Center field 9 Right field

Finally decided to learn these numbers and saw why I've never been able to remember it.

14.07.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Red Sox right now make me feel very happy to be a 3-team fan, even if it is kind of cheating.

13.07.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1000 years dungeon for 1:30am fireworks

12.07.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forensics experts are now utilizing a method known as 'ls -l'

12.07.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dime Street Challenge 2018
YouTube video by ThrasherMagazine Dime Street Challenge 2018

Next year Pittsburgh should have a Dime Street style skate event but with a big pickle we can skate on

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3sq...

11.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forever grateful to this group of fine gentlemen. And that's what's in!

11.07.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm excited to go on vacation and diligently read my backlog of 200+ daily newsletters

11.07.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My conspiracy theory is it's a bot network designed to make this app less usable and make leftists (or at least non-conservatives) look crazier. And joyless.

11.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nevertheless, she persisted (this is about a bug in my code)

11.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh please no

11.07.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how some people open tabs in chrome and essentially never close them? I had a coworker do this with his code AND data in dozens of Notepad windows.

Black text, white window.

Our debugging sessions hurt my soul.

10.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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