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@maotenno.bsky.social

Very large fox dweebus princess Yells about TTRPGS and video games Wants to be an artist Canadian weirdo She/her or they/them prefered Fat furs and bedlam uh No minors I guess

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Get their asses

31.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fun fact: if you fight hard enough for socialism your credit card debt and students loans will disappear

31.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

31.10.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3976    ๐Ÿ” 1137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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Please Know That The House With The Doom Bathroom Is For Sale - Aftermath Calling it a 'uniquely remodeled home' seems like an understatement

lrt: that house has actually been on the market for six months now and still hasnt sold

31.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

31.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10675    ๐Ÿ” 1832    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

Economy is so bad you canโ€™t even tell people to get a job anymore

31.10.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 711    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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My neighbor's cat? It's yours, if you want it! Search for it! I left it in a small village in the Alps.

30.10.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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work is Over its butt o clock now,

30.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1163    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ObPeriodicReminder: If you were born before 1982 and don't have conclusive, *documented* proof of getting 2 doses of MMR, get another dose unless it's counterindicated. The second dose wasn't added to the schedule until later and a lot of us never got the catchup dose.

30.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 235    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Dennyโ€™s menu

30.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Early Muppets by Jim Henson.

We see an early Kermit (second from left); Sam (bald puppet, one of Jimโ€™s earliest characters); Moldy Hay (center, a cross between Ernie and Fraggle Rockโ€™s Boober); and Yorick, the bluish skull at Kermitโ€™s feet.
The

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Heathcliff and Batman stand on top of a city rooftop next to the Bat-Signal, which is shining into the night sky. An embarrassed Dracula stands next to them and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."

Heathcliff and Batman stand on top of a city rooftop next to the Bat-Signal, which is shining into the night sky. An embarrassed Dracula stands next to them and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."

30 Oct 2025

30.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 590    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Continuing with previous spooky art:

Careful of specially marked tickets at the suspiciously spooky circus, you might wind up trapped in Reneeโ€™s most POP-ular performance!

19.10.2023 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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i was inspired by @danacorn.bsky.social

31.10.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah or abrand like it. I like soda but I figure if I have actually make it that'll get my fix with making sure I'm not just chugging the stuff back.

31.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like an idea: Hasbro breaking off to try and make it on their own kinda fucked super snetai over a little.

31.10.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little bummed about Super Sentai ending for now but not too much? Show ran uninterupted since the 70s more or less.

Plus they'll probably doa revival in five-ten years

31.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Bodyโ€™s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTONโ€”Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

โ€œThe human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,โ€ said the secretary of health and human services

29.10.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3762    ๐Ÿ” 668    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

30.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1631    ๐Ÿ” 402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Bro is aiming to sleep on the couch.

30.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The coercion of disabled people into choosing MAiD is well-documented and should have given legislators pause in expanding these procedures to larger demographic groups.

We've been talking about this for years.

30.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My stummy hates me right now.

30.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope. I threw the bottle up. It was last night.

Good news: it shouldnt be dangerous. More likely to not be effective.

Bad news: can cause gastrointestinal distress.

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Hat with Chinese text above and below the text โ€œHello, i am fleeing the American century i humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?โ€ In English

Hat with Chinese text above and below the text โ€œHello, i am fleeing the American century i humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?โ€ In English

30.10.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1208    ๐Ÿ” 409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will now have to bow to his own daughters. He was *such* an asshole and so grand about protocol that it will KILL HIM to no longer be a prince.

This is worse than prison for a narcissist like him.

I wish Virginia Giuffre were alive to see this. Her courage ended him.

30.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 325    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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