Get their asses
31.10.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@maotenno.bsky.social
Very large fox dweebus princess Yells about TTRPGS and video games Wants to be an artist Canadian weirdo She/her or they/them prefered Fat furs and bedlam uh No minors I guess
Get their asses
31.10.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fun fact: if you fight hard enough for socialism your credit card debt and students loans will disappear
31.10.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 365 ๐ 56 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 1Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
31.10.2025 11:18 โ ๐ 3976 ๐ 1137 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 46lrt: that house has actually been on the market for six months now and still hasnt sold
31.10.2025 19:09 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
31.10.2025 14:01 โ ๐ 10675 ๐ 1832 ๐ฌ 122 ๐ 92Economy is so bad you canโt even tell people to get a job anymore
31.10.2025 11:58 โ ๐ 711 ๐ 103 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 8My neighbor's cat? It's yours, if you want it! Search for it! I left it in a small village in the Alps.
30.10.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 390 ๐ 209 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0work is Over its butt o clock now,
30.10.2025 23:31 โ ๐ 1163 ๐ 304 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 0ObPeriodicReminder: If you were born before 1982 and don't have conclusive, *documented* proof of getting 2 doses of MMR, get another dose unless it's counterindicated. The second dose wasn't added to the schedule until later and a lot of us never got the catchup dose.
30.10.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 235 ๐ 97 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 13Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Dennyโs menu
30.10.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 285 ๐ 54 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Early Muppets by Jim Henson.
We see an early Kermit (second from left); Sam (bald puppet, one of Jimโs earliest characters); Moldy Hay (center, a cross between Ernie and Fraggle Rockโs Boober); and Yorick, the bluish skull at Kermitโs feet.
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Heathcliff and Batman stand on top of a city rooftop next to the Bat-Signal, which is shining into the night sky. An embarrassed Dracula stands next to them and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."
30 Oct 2025
30.10.2025 17:41 โ ๐ 590 ๐ 123 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 5Continuing with previous spooky art:
Careful of specially marked tickets at the suspiciously spooky circus, you might wind up trapped in Reneeโs most POP-ular performance!
i was inspired by @danacorn.bsky.social
31.10.2025 02:19 โ ๐ 72 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah or abrand like it. I like soda but I figure if I have actually make it that'll get my fix with making sure I'm not just chugging the stuff back.
31.10.2025 05:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Seems like an idea: Hasbro breaking off to try and make it on their own kinda fucked super snetai over a little.
31.10.2025 02:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Little bummed about Super Sentai ending for now but not too much? Show ran uninterupted since the 70s more or less.
Plus they'll probably doa revival in five-ten years
โThe human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,โ said the secretary of health and human services
29.10.2025 23:30 โ ๐ 3762 ๐ 668 ๐ฌ 149 ๐ 77every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
30.10.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 1631 ๐ 402 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 9Bro is aiming to sleep on the couch.
30.10.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0The coercion of disabled people into choosing MAiD is well-documented and should have given legislators pause in expanding these procedures to larger demographic groups.
We've been talking about this for years.
My stummy hates me right now.
30.10.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nope. I threw the bottle up. It was last night.
Good news: it shouldnt be dangerous. More likely to not be effective.
Bad news:  can cause gastrointestinal distress.
Hat with Chinese text above and below the text โHello, i am fleeing the American century i humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?โ In English
30.10.2025 21:48 โ ๐ 1208 ๐ 409 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 10Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will now have to bow to his own daughters. He was *such* an asshole and so grand about protocol that it will KILL HIM to no longer be a prince. 
This is worse than prison for a narcissist like him. 
I wish Virginia Giuffre were alive to see this. Her courage ended him.