Spirono Agnew ♿

I’d like to announce I am retiring from bullshit effective immediately

Escape from Jerkov

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

big fan of the band gnome inch gnails they rock

kermit voice: And all the boys wanna love her when she bats her "fuck me" eyes

being a wheelchair user is often like having Schrödinger's Ass. You have both the Hank Hill driveway of an ass or the most amazing dumpy that ever dumped, but no one will ever know for sure until they observe it directly 😔

wheelchair girl with a liv agar ass

had a dream last night where "there goes my hero" was playing over stock footage of a pigeon. my unconscious is now creating tiktok shitposts. i don't have a tiktok

seems like that is there to create plausible deniability for the rest of their absurd document

my favorite infomercial trope is the white guy who knows nothing and is shown the coolest shit he'll never use by Cathy Mitchell

teh persenaw is powiticuh

Yearning

It says a lot about me that my favorite part of voices of the void is cleaning that filthy base

please god no

I mean many Republicans have queer kids too. I don't think they care

Bush did Frodbrokna

I like the "icecream test" hypothetical question

"say, it's dinner time and for dinner I want a carton of icecream from my freezer. what do you do?"

it's a good test for how much caregivers will respect your autonomy and ability to make decisions for yourself

would be a killer ethel cain track

House of psychotic representatives

i had a dream last night I was invited to a sex party, showed up and there was no ramp lmfao

swear words should have pride flags

Whoever got a message that read “I’d really like to get back into dndvfcvgcv~” is going to think my rizz includes having a stroke mid message

Literally dropped my phone as I was complimenting someone on a dating app and it sent a half garbled message LmAoo kill me

Like it feels like you expect people to have no self respect with where they spend their time

Girl when I was on Twitter I got literal death threats for being trans (Twitter found no issue when I reported them). Should I stay with a platform that treats me like trash?

browsing the /r/teachers subreddit and holy shit do they hate their disabled students

that big ass rod fused to my spine is the only thing straight about me