Mrs Thew 💍

Wife now

Nothing better than spending two hours cleaning the oven ready for Christmas 🎄

One thing I like about the Wuthering Heights trailer is the "Greatest Love Story Ever Told" caption has given me an excuse to tell Thew all the reasons why Wuthering Heights isn't a love story and bore him explaining the story in great detail.

TANGLEWOOD Guide Nymn home using lateral thinking and quick reactions to avoid, defeat and overcome the challenges and monsters that await! A true love letter to 16-bit, pixel art gaming.

My wonderful mate Matt build this game all on his own. It's only been available on Steam and the Megadrive since its release but from the 16th Dec it will be available on Nintendo Switch! Do yourself a favour and check out this adorable game 🦊

After watching Heretic tonight I've realised the horror genre will always bore the fuck out of me.

LLLLOOOOOOOOVED seeing Wicked For Good tonight. But what the fuck is with Ariana Grande's lashes?!? They are fucking enormous. She looks like she would take flight at any point

Christmas decorations on a black granite fire place next to a yellow multi pattern chair

Christmas decorations have started!!

Based on the evidence of my nips resembling footy studs, I'm going to assume it's winter now.

If Hitler was alive today, he would be on the Joe Rogan podcast with Joe telling him being a vegetarian is bad.

Yeah she famously refused pain medication for someone dying of organ failure because she said it was their payment for sins. Fucking awful

I will add, she rang mosques too and almost every single one offered help without hesitation. She called a church and they asked if she knew anyone in the congregation, called a mosque and they asked her which formula she needed.

Watching the videos of the tiktoker call churches asking for baby formula to see if they would help someone in need breaks my heart. I don't know how these people can even call themselves humans let alone Christian

Purple haired beggar from Muppets Christmas carol

*random woman at a metal gig existing*

Some fucking dude - "NAMES THERE FIRST BASSIST YOU FUCKING POSER!"

I love West End Girl way too much for a woman in a happy monogamous marriage.

Still from Muppets Christmas Carol. Gonzo in one frame says "I am here to tell the story". Rizzo says "and I am here for the food"

From November onwards you are either Gonzo or Rizzo

Don't see the flag shaggers running up lampposts to string up poppies for remembrance day.

Obviously the pride in your country only happens when Tommy Robinson makes a video giving instructions like a primary school teacher.

Starting my working week like

I'm away for the night after a great gig. Very weird to be in a hotel room on my own. However I'm sure I'll enjoy a big bed to myself

Just do yourself a favour and bang it on. Lily Allen's songwriting has always been a masterclass in emotional honesty. No Shame examines the roles we play in relationship breakdowns and the hurt that can come from your own actions

From Trigger Bang talking about the life cycle of addiction. Family Man and Apples about the pressure of family life and personal shortcomings. Everything To Feel Something is one of the best lyrical showcases on seeking validation while in the depths of depression.

Like West End Girl, No Shame documents the end of her marriage, but to her first husband and father to her children. What I think it does better than West End Girl is examine the emotion process of a relationship ending.

For those who are loving Lily Allen's latest album (correctly) please go listen to her previous album No Shame.

No Shame was released 7 years ago and has easily been in my top 10 since. It flew under the radar for most and the quality of songwriting deserves it's flowers

Going Boomtown next year 🎉🎉🎉

A parody of Prince's 'Love Symbol' that he used after he became "the artist formally known as Prince". The symbol uses the word 'nonce' with various flourishes, sweat drips, and a stylised dick. In the background is a rainy picture of Andrew Windsor, looking every bit of the sad nonce that he is.

Since he is now formerly known as Prince, I've been wondering if Andrew should now use a symbol instead of a name.

Oludeniz coast with beach and mountains

Back home now. Perfect holiday in Oludeniz

Lily Allen's new album West End Girl. 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

An exposé on how betrayal in a marriage starts with gaslighting way before it ends in the bedroom. Pussy Palace is an absolute bop and it shouldn't be.

I'll go first. Pork chops. My mom's dry as fuck pork chops. I'm still choking on them to this day and it's been two decades since I last had one.

What food did you grow up eating that you thought you hated, but actually your parents couldn't cook for shit?

It's from Topple and Burn who have many amazing bits of jewellery. I also have Fuck the Patriarchy hoops