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@charlypudding.bsky.social

Punk until the rents due A storm in a G cup Thew's wife ๐Ÿ’ She/her/bi(tch)

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What a perfect date night with my love. Movie, walk through the city, followed by one of the best meals we've had since we started dating. What a night!

07.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ariana grande is sitting in a chair with her hands folded and crying . Alt: ariana grande is sitting in a chair with her hands clapping and crying .

Me watching the muppets

06.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
S reen grab of STP Guy tiktok account with the on screen caption "I've reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings"

S reen grab of STP Guy tiktok account with the on screen caption "I've reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings"

Erm??? Why isn't this my job?

05.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dark hair now ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ

29.01.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@toygrind.bsky.social thats our evening sorted

23.01.2026 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This just breaks my heart. I cant put into words how utterly vile these ICE creatures are.

22.01.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liamโ€™s mom dressed him in all those layers to keep her little boy warm and safe in this frigid weather, packed his book-bag w/ everything heโ€™d need for a good day at school, and then our govt stole him out of their driveway. Used her little boy as bait. These people are monsters.

22.01.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7358    ๐Ÿ” 2377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

I can't think of how we could lose honestly

20.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump versus one other guy. I dunno fucking Bob Vylan or someone. Rage in the Cage, put it on netflix, pay per view, whatever. Give him 100% of the profits which is all he fucking cares about anyway.

He will lose, Greenland stays autonomous, and we get to watch him get smacked up.

20.01.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead of giving him political ultimatums and sanctions. We need to appeal to him and his need for an audience applause.

Hear me out.

What if we offer him a WWE style wrestling match and instead of a belt, it's Greenland you win.

20.01.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason why this situation is escalating is we are sending in government leaders and statement to deal with the orange dementia patient when he is neither of those things. He's all ego and wealth, so let's play to that.

20.01.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Greenland situation is giving me real anxiety and I am not an anxious person. The moment a US troop sets foot on Greenland it's Hitlers invasion of Poland all over again.

But I have a theory how it can be avoided

20.01.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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19.01.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know everyone thinks Ozzy was hot in his early Sabbath years but early 90s Ozzy was FIIINE ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿซฆ

19.01.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a job interview this morning, it seemed to go well but please cross all fingers and toes

16.01.2026 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to a true crime podcast about The Kerry Babies murder and get a Ireland Tourism ad ๐Ÿ˜…

Not getting the best impression honestly

14.01.2026 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shiiine On Weekender 2026 line up poster

Shiiine On Weekender 2026 line up poster

Every man that has failed to give me an orgasm is going to this

13.01.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are very few times when my visual impairment becomes an issue, but it's always when I try a practical hobby. Lego frustrated me too much and cross stitch was made impossible from the start just with threading the needle.

Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

11.01.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of drag queens are standing next to each other in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a group of drag queens are standing next to each other in front of a crowd of people .

#thetraitors Steven watching shit hit the fan

08.01.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The next episode of #thetraitors is going to be more dramatic than any episode of untucked

08.01.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
David Bowie portrait tattoo

David Bowie portrait tattoo

I got this done in 2015 and its still one of my favourite tattoos. As its Daves birthday I think we should take the time to remember how incredible he was as an artist and how the wprld has turned to shit ever since he died

08.01.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pat Bagley cartoon

Pat Bagley cartoon

Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune

08.01.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19841    ๐Ÿ” 6944    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 278    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180

One for the older, geekier millennials

05.01.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gazpacho Soup!!!!!!

05.01.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The onion working so fucking hard to sound satirical but everything reads as a genuine headline in this day and age.

They even do a spell check which is better journalism than the daily mail

05.01.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that it will help when that orange geezer starts setting off nukes like confetti cannons at a WWE match

05.01.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As shitty as the current geopolitical climate is right now im quite glad its happening on another contanant.

05.01.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope I'm not the only one who is sick to the back teeth of press junkets with cast members pretending to be life long friends.
If I have to see Jack Black in another matching t shirt with some other cunt that cant stand him I might throw my phone out the window

05.01.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wheres my fucking snow!

04.01.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Safety curtain from The Alexandra theatre in Birmingham

Safety curtain from The Alexandra theatre in Birmingham

Is it just me or is the Y backwards?

03.01.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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