Dan

They can't kick you off the traitors if you say "who would Claudia pick" instead of "why would production do that"

Celebrity Traitors is fun but I wish there was more of a game to it beyond celebs guessing what the casting decisions are

Another day at my new job, putting pine cones and thistles on chairs in historic houses

Wind turbine with glass 360 viewing platform installed below the nacelle

Buying the Swaffham wind turbine and converting the viewing platform into an Airbnb

Reset the clock

Ok that is magic

0 days since last trip to Screwfix

Please, I'm begging websites to let me login using my password, instead of waiting for a code to be emailed to me

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Another great day at my job: inventing new, worse form factors for Dyson hand dryers

The Nick Clegg I'm Not Like Them Even Though I Was Them For A Decade tour

YouTube video by The Scottish Comedy Channel Elevator Recognition | Burnistoun

Eleven! youtu.be/HbDnxzrbxn4

I think it all went downhill from when the "No" buttons got replaced by "Maybe Later" buttons

It's one email Michael, how much water could it possibly consume, 10 litres?

I've been using it to play Mars First Logistics on a Mac and it blows my mind how it just works, even with a paired Xbox controller

If you're currently on a Mac, it might be playable using something like Whisky getwhisky.app

See it, type it, sorted

For some reason in the moment I thought that was SMS only

me: googling "British Transport Police phone number" in a hurry

Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨

BTP website: it's 999 dumbass

Screenshot of news article saying: "CPI inflation is now expected to peak at 4.0% in September, the Bank says, up from a previous prediction of a peak of 3.7% later this year."

I blame the Sainsbury's meal deal price rise

I Should Be Able to Mute America The rest of the world should not have to know the name Bari Weiss

Eternally web.archive.org/web/20220616...

That Robbie Williams Planet of the Apes biopic, unironically the best film I've watched so far this year

"Private equity owned YouTuber" and other unexpected phrases

What is going on with the web design for the new Jeremy Corbyn political party, like this is the frontend source code

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Sainsburys meal deal increasing by 45p means the Bank of England MPC definitely won't reduce interest rates at the next meeting

Adam McKay's Oppenheimer

90 minutes long Oppenheimer fan edit

Finally watching Oppenheimer and my god this is so boooooring

CW: this Netflix series contains scenes of Tony Blair from the start, which some viewers may find distressing