It's not your joke, it's everyone else that is the problem.

Absolutely... and there are all kinds of great derivatives: Greenwaldian, Going Full Greenwald, Greenwaldified.

Context in this case would tell you that this comment is limited to matters of writing/editing/grammar, ya weirdo.

Context and clarity are the only things that really matter.

Hell, I’d watch an Octonauts movie special if it was a take on Red October.

Salesforce has a big footprint among nonprofits. In light of Marc Bennioff’s offer to help staff ICE, I hope every one of those nonprofits who keep contact info on expectant mothers and people seeking immigration legal aid think long and hard about whether their data is safe there.

Watching Maron deliver a conviction with his whole chest in front of podcasters who avoid standing up for anything is my new favorite genre of video. Respect to Howie for his career, but he's pitching batting practice and flinching at the dingers.

I am a chronic abuser of dependent clauses and this makes me genuinely feel bad about my own writing.

I won't get into describing the life of depravity that I fell into thanks to the Digital Underground's naked hedonism.

Mmmmm.... quite.

They are baking a nice misinfo cake to be frosted by Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson, after which Joe Rogan and about half a dozen Fox News contributors will pick up their slice until it becomes just a thing that some people say.

If you’re in a group looking around and you don’t see who the cringe is, I have some bad news for you.

They should go tell them in person.

a hot dog on a paper plate with mustard being poured on it ALT: a hot dog on a paper plate with mustard being poured on it

We don’t come if we can’t come correct.

I mean.... she probably would have reacted to the question the same way during the primaries in 2020. Joe had always been Joe.

I know, right?!? It’s gotten so woke you can’t even talk about BOFA anymore!

Conservatives have argued my whole damn life that people were too irreparably broken to be trusted with their own freedom, except to buy guns. Isn’t that what Strauss was all about? Civic virtue hasn’t sounded conservative for decades.

I don’t know if this means anything, but I feel like a lot of the “clash of civilizations” narrative that united the paleoconservatives with neoconservatives during W’s two terms got a lot of people used to this kind of rhetoric.

Complaining about cringe wine moms is how I know that you are either A) an urban elitist political opinion-haver, B) have not paid attention to who is powering the majority of Democratic outreach in your state, or commonly some combination of the two.

I first saw it on the forums at Ars Technics among the people there who armchair argue politics. Then it was all over Reddit.

My olde-tymey-coded trait where I push each and every person who will listen toward a credit union can get down with this.

At least we got at least one relatively terrible single out of the whole thing with an objectively terrible music video.

Is there a hashtag for people frustrated with the #salesforce industrial complex, specifically in the #nonprofit world? I want to commune with those suffering.

So the two players the Hawks brought in specifically to mentor/support Bedard: one had effort issues and is leaving for a third round pick, the other was an alcoholic in personal crisis who was released for conduct unbecoming. I can see why the kid had a big slump this year.

Am I missing something? From the other side, I’m not sure how much another GM should want to trade for Hall given the year he has had.

The ADL picked a weird time to adopt moral relativism?

Never ask Sally her age, Doc his salary, or Mater what he was doing on Jan 6, 2021.

He is, but if they are also running out of starts for Soderblom before he has to clear waivers in order to keep him in Rockford.

This place is packed full of people’s kids at the end of a long holiday weekend. (I’m responsible for two of them.)

If you consider what Arthur Sulzberger had the NYTimes doing in the 1930s, this is super familiar territory for the paper.