Erin 🇨🇦

Lol and lmao. Our long national nightmare of being asked if we’re cheering for the Jays is over

I’m so sorry bud ❤️

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

definitely dump the fox in their yard

I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT DOG

A photograph of an ad in a subway station. The ad's text reads, "I'll ride the subway with you." Somebody has taken a black marker and drawn a line through the text. Next to the printed text are the handwritten words, "Don't be a phoney. Be a Luddite."

Apparently General Ludd's army - who're also possible Holden Caulfield fans - is displeased with the new ad campaign in NYC from the makers of Friend, an AI wearable/surveillance nightmare.

⚒️🤖⚒️

A female knight lays partially submerged on dark water, surrounded by water lilies and ghostly hands

At rest 🗡

whenever management talks about AI just replace "AI" with "you not working here anymore." They're really excited about you not working here anymore. They think you not working here anymore opens up a lot of exciting possibilities. Because the end result of AI is always you not working there anymore!

A llama or similar large brown fuzzy animal stands in a meadow in front of what looks like old ruins or a historic site. The llamas head is thrown back and its entire mouth open in what looks like a scream but might have been a yawn. I downloaded this picture a long time ago and no idea the context or where it came from.

*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

my most feminine trait is that i say 'fuck' a lot

Unfinished sticker art illustrating typical Quebecois sayings.

Working on the most French Canadian thing i've ever made.

spending her days and nights embroidering images of the hunky knights riding two-and-two by her window that she peeks at through her mirror? the Lady of Shalott my fujoshi queen

I just really want all my Dweller readers awaiting this book for purchase to hear the greatest narration of all time.

Fail faster, I am so tired of this shit

my friend Ishaan Selby wrote about pop culture police dogs, and the way their use is iconic of, reconfiguring and exemplifying, rising racial biocapitalism. humanimalia.org/article/view...

If a man ever referred to me as a "high value female" I would simply kill him

love is stored in the teeth!

a Canadian hockey player punches an American hockey player: “this is for Laura Secord!”

i have written many stupid jokes in my time. this is the stupidest.

... y-yay?

His lil dangling back paw with the grey toesy 😭

AAAAAHHHH CONGRATULATIONS!!

FRED 😍😍😍

what if instead of being hot, it wasn’t

INNOCENCE PERSONIFIED

ME IN MY SPF-1000 UV-PROTECTED WEARABLE TENT "I love summer!"

See ya out there ☀️☀️☀️☀️

the beautiful face of innocence

I could get a lot more done if I had a sword

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