Tom Flannery

Even sex traffickers think Musk is a creepy weirdo.

What a time to be alive.

My new favorite review of the Melania movie is “I’d rather re-watch January 6th…”

This administration is arresting journalists and mainstream media outlets respond by writing about Nicki Minaj.

What a time to be alive.

Our nation has officially jumped the shark.... Here’s the thing….and this is why you really need to be worried.

“Our nation has officially jumped the shark. The bullet proof vest of privilege has been ripped off by the guys you went to high school with….”

The NRA “Don’t Tread On Me” bros must all be in Greenland.

Imagine arming all the bros who think the stripper likes them.

That’s ICE

"These days Jesus has more grievances than heaven should allow...." Whenever I see and hear him standing up in front of the world representing the United States I feel like crawling into a hole in Oppenheirme’s desert.

“Whenever I see and hear him standing up in front of the world representing the United States I feel like crawling into a hole in Oppenheimer’s desert….”

Iceland right now…

"Our democratic 'norms' now seem to be conjured up by a ouija board...." The goal, forever and always, is to get people to stop talking about the Epstein files.

“Trump created a “board of peace” to oversee the reconstruction of Gaza and invited Netanyahu to be on it….which is a bit like asking Paul Tibbets to oversee the rebuilding of Hiroshima…”

We’re getting really close to the “show us your papers” page in the playbook.

MAGA went from “he’s gonna lower the price of groceries” to the Marie Antoinette-ish suggestion that their dinners should consist of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a corn tortilla….all in a few dozen Scaramuccis.

"It’s wild waiting on the Navy Seals to pop up on the shores of Lake Minnetonka...." I know lots of MAGA people.

“In the midst of European and Middle Eastern carnage it’s wild waiting on the Navy Seals to pop up on the shores of Lake Minnetonka…”

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I just heard somebody refer to Miller Lite as the “official beer of weekend custody” and it’s this sort of thing that gives me hope for America.

In retrospect, Scottie Scheffler is lucky he didn’t get shot in the head.

To be fair….shooting a woman 3 times in the face while saying “fuck you bitch” is peak evangelical Christianity energy.

Are all the libertarians in a dead zone right now?

Nobody has acquiesced to a tyrannical government faster than the NRA bros with the “Don’t Tread On Me” flags hanging from their porches.

I think men are far too emotional to work for ICE

"...within minutes comment sections were filled with the sort of armchair gibberish I’ve come to expect from guys I went to high school with who still live with their Moms..." I’m tired, boss.

Murdering someone “in self defense” by shooting them in the head as they are moving away from you is an interesting take on “law and order”. Doing so while dozens of cell phone videos have you in their crosshairs is hard on that narrative….a bit like tectonic plates gnashing themselves together….

Renee Nicole Good’s dog was in the car with her when she was murdered by an ICE agent.

I don’t know why that makes it worse, but it does.

Steelers playing like they can’t wait for pitchers and catchers to report.

I wish he’d golf even more…..

Isn’t this a bad look for the FIFA Peace Prize?

Somebody just suggested that September 8th be designated “Mike Tomlin Day” and this might be the greatest thing ever.

Death

Taxes

Steelers 9-8

I feel like the bit in “It’s a Wonderful Life” when George gets shitfaced at the bar and then drives his car into a tree is kinda glossed over….

"I ain’t feeling it this year...." It’s Christmas Eve.

“I recently learned that Bob Cratchit earned 15 shillings a week in A Christmas Carol, which, adjusted for inflation would be around $20+ per hour today, so our minimum wage earners have it MUCH worse than a worker in a 19th century Dickensian horror story about squalid destitution..”

If they simply believed the women it wouldn’t matter what got redacted.

No. But they die miserable.