Moose

I missed you lol

Holy shit that's oomf lol

Call me LeBron the way I never wanna pass

Giving an inspiring speech to the moshpit between sets like the coach at a high-school football game

I jerk in when I'm feeling saucy

A large white cat sleeping on an unmade bed among blankets and clothes.

The same white cat perched on top of a CRT computer monitor, looking at the camera, with his arms hanging off. There's also a tiny possum plush

Seamus (the white cat) sitting in his car tree, looking at something off camera

Seamus curled in blankets at my feet, right after waking up from a nap. He looks like an alien

I keep forgetting bluesky exists so I'm dropping some pics of the cat I'm fostering as apology

Bruises

More bruises

Lots more bruises

A big bruise and a small bruise

The aftermath of seeing Dragonforce and Dying Fetus in the same weekend

(nothing nsfw but lots and lots of bruises)

Targeted Individuals are actually the blueprint

Thanks for the encouragement Abigail. I forgot to be the change I want to see in the world

*watching this and shaking my head the whole time so the people know I disagree with it*

To be clear, I say "10 of" them because there are more

If you have to vote for the lesser of 2 evils, then explain why I've never done it? Check and mate liberals

A picture of 10 CRTs scattered around a small area. One CRT has a very large gaming monitor sitting on top of it, and one of them has two gamecubes and a wii stacked on it.

Similar to the last photo but at a much lower angle, only 6 of the TVs are visible and I'm crouching and smiling in frame

Took some family photos with 10 of my children

It's often because I think the post was good and it didn't get attention because of them I posted it, but someone that doesn't need that dopamine from posts wouldn't think about it

While musk is a baffoon and this message is comically stupid. Musk and the techno fascists/accelerationist contingent turning their gaze towards Wikimedia and Wikipedia betrays their actual intent. Ending our ability to know what is real, What is true, and facts.

It's really cool that Planned Parenthood does informed consent but I really want an HRT clinic that will forcefem me

If you're kc melee you can take a really solid guess as to who I still managed to beat to ESA

People sometimes get confused when I use the phrase "smasher time." One I woke up at 7:35 pm for a 7:30 bracket, and I managed to make it to the venue 15 minutes away without holding up the tournament, because someone else was even later than me. That's operating on smasher time

I forgot to post like a week of my tweets on bluesky too, forgive me for spamming my funny ones real quick

Guy who uses sovereign citizen arguments to get out of his 5150 order

A navy blue presidential inauguration 2001 sweatshirt being sold for $20.95 on Ebay

Someone should take away my ebay account, just bought this

Tweet draft reading "Chaser archeologist who is weirdly into figuring out the gender of the skeletons to decide if they turn him on or not"

Tweet draft reading "Chaser archeologist who keeps looking at the skeleton's q angles to decide if he wants to fuck them"

Tweet draft reading "Chaser archeologist (he fucks the skeletons): 'yeah I'm pretty sure this is a male skeleton'"

Tweet draft reading "Chaser archeologist who fucks the skeletons"

Creative process at work

dear god I need this

The most posting-addict thing I do is (very occasionally) retweet my own shit to get more dopamine from interactions. When I start doing that I'm down bad for some fucking likes

My Twitter blocklist is close to 100,000 people, genuinely. A third are just from an extension I have that automatically blocks bluechecks. I'm not gonna be trying to parse that and find people to unblock lmao

I can't even see my own post that was a response to you if I have you blocked, so no, this doesn't solve the problem.

Why is she holding a CD?

She looks like she was photoshopped into this image at the wrong size lol

That's not what she wants, she wants to see the tweet from the blocked account to see if it's stupid/annoying

moose smoking weed from a small bong, looking down, please ignore the gamecube on my pillow

moose smoking weed from a small bong, looking at the camera, the picture is blurry. And I told you to ignore the gamecube!

Trying to thirst trap, am I doing it right?