Quags

There’s A Rhythmn is one of my favorite songs in a really, really long time and a perfect album closer for this record (yes I know Au Revoir is technically the closer but come on)

They really made Jimmy Carter sell a peanut farm. Look at us now baby!!!!

Will It Ever Happen? The Great Joys and Hardships of the Buffalo Bills

Very sad the Bills lost, but they also bring me so much joy. Decided to write about it stateofplaylq.substack.com/p/will-it-ev....

"It's your annual review," ok and?

Hate when people at work ping me, "Are you coming to this meeting right now?" Like idk, who's all going to be there? What's the vibe going to be like? Will we go anywhere fun after?

For being God I think he kept in check pretty well but He was definitely stuntin on people regularly.

Peter “What do you want to do this weekend, Lord?”

Jesus “At the city gate you will encounter 3 billy goats. Pat the second one on the head…”

Really enjoy when Jesus send the disciples out on quests where they need to follow breadcrumbs to accomplish tasks 😂

I think about Da Share Zone “you can just leave” meme all the time and honestly, it’s true!

If you did it all the time you’d face consequences for sure but if you did it here and there, you’d probably be fine.

I know everyone says this, but have to tell you all that the time I’M nostalgic for was actually the one that is the best.

When I buy lunch at work the machine asks if I want a receipt and says “Do you want a receipt? Consider the environment!”

Makes me want to punch the machine. What a stupid, pointless, condescending thing. Anyway now I’ve tweeted about it, therefore making everything worse. Thanks.

Cody is gonna lose to Rock tonight

Well,,,,, did not think Disney would buy Fubo! But probably a good deal? Fascinating!

IMO this is why you should be trying to look at the big picture of Jesus’ love, compassion, kindness, forgiveness and not be trying to convict others based on this or that verse.

Worry about yourself homie! Show the love! Be nice!

I’ll let you decide if you think most people are doing the homework and applying those lessons as they’re intended lol.

A crazy thing about reading the Bible is there are lots of colloquialisms that obviously have been lost to time and if you don’t do the extra homework you’ll have legitimately no idea what they’re saying. And if you DO the homework you still only sort of get it.

That Kirby Smart fella sure does yell a lot.

Lil Jon AND The Eastside Boyz!?

Me at an ice cream store: Ah a small is too much, a kiddie is fine. How about half a kiddie size?

Me at home: I must use a larger bowl to scoop more and more ice cream into it. Heaps upon heaps. An absurd amount!

Why is it so 🤔🤨

I think Josh Allen should win MVP but I think Lamar is an amazing player and I get why you would think he should be the MVP. To me it comes down to the fact that Bills have done more with less, and I attribute that to Josh.

Stop being so weird and toxic about it!

Being in a bad mood stinks but yo have you ever been in a good mood? Very cool. Feels great. Highly recommend.

I wonder what percentage of people in the US could correctly tell you who the President is right now. My guess would be 80%. But I also think that might be high.

Not sure I love all the implications of allowing lots of smaller ownership groups in the NFL BUT

I sure do love that Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter are part owners of the Bills. That rules pretty hard.

Cool. Learn something new every day. I guess if you think about it, it makes a lot of sense.

Love this speech but I got to say...they call her ALEX!?

About an hour into Monday and I have to say, not enough of you are on this train. Need to get on board. It's time.

Everybody say it with me now:
“Let’s circle back on that in the new year.”
“Let’s circle back on that in the new year.”
“Let’s circle back on that in the new year”
🌀🗓️🌀🗓️🌀🗓️

I could come up with LITERALLY a billion reasons why I hate hyperbole, especially when it includes unnecessary and misused qualifiers!

Thinking about going long form with my year end greeting.

“Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa!”

Feels like it would be inclusive but also kind of freak people out. Good mix.

Have a stuffy nose. Not a serious impairment but really annoyjng. And very unsightly. Has anyone noticed this?