Ding dong merrily on Luke

That's what they call sausage rolls

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Dude lying down directly under whitest horse's tail describes my feelings about today quite well

Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄

roses are red, violets are funky,

I had a Russian dwarf hamster who could fit through the bars of his cage and he always went into the piano and the only way to get him back in his cage was attached to your finger as he tried to strip your flesh from the bone

I think it was in a @gregjenner.bsky.social history book where I read about the difficulty in getting cute hamsters to be anything other than murder balls

There's a certain type of person who equates aesthetics with behaviours and they all need to get in the bin

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Uncanny Options

Local, years-old beefs not rooted in prejudice but pettiness are to be celebrated, not resolved

Thanks for your important grudge work

One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)

danielbdaylewis 2/2 and thrown in the dirt • 251 Liked by ramirez14170 and others danielbdaylewis Paul Dano is one of the best and most talented actors of his generation.

Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.

Went with the kids and planned a day out with constant "oh it's literally there" when we looked at getting to the next bit

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

Also, this always disarms me with a smile...

This shows the end but not the full execution, genuinely good stuff www.instagram.com/p/DPzSanADT4u/

Most impressive move in #Clashofthecomics definitely goes to @aniamagliano.bsky.social, can't find it clipped up anywhere but great execution, legend

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

I love that the pitchfork in the corner gives a vibe that the next scene could place them in a horror film situation immediately

Also thanks for reminding me to relisten to this album and his new one

I'm eternally grateful that the bits of Tiktok that feed my elder millennial soul end up in front of me on bluesky anyway thanks to legends like @funkelly.bsky.social

this is a work of art

I just don't understand the "why", it affects all of us so the constant hunger for a scoop that seems to lead to them being manufactured or just manifested by journalists is really damaging

I find it very strange how a legal decision which relates solely to gender recognition certificates – something under 18s definitively cannot have – is being used to justify changes to longstanding policies on including trans kids.

Zubizubizu indeed

This passes the filter but Homer Simpson in his pants is adult content? Websites are great these days

Me: "So here's a metaphor to help explain"

Colleague: "I swear if it's the Ship of Theseus again I will throw your laptop out of the window"

Me: "Have you heard of this guy called Sisyphus? Well what if his boulder changed over time and he repaired it gradually?"

YouTube video by FyreBean Batty Rap from Ferngully

just remembered The Batty Rap from Ferngully www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiOV...

There is a straight line you can draw between Krista's haircut and Julia Roberts' as small Tinkerbell in Hook and it also charts the increased star power of Robin Williams from one movie to the other

I kind of like them because they remind me you rewatch Ferngully and then I get all excited about how much I used to fancy Krista as a kid and then I watch a few Natalie Imbruglia music videos and what were we talking about?