Luke

played some competitive 5aside and my knees didn't explode and my hamstrings didn't snap. we are sooooooo back

you wrote this specifically for me and i appreciate it

We must cast off the shackles of twinkhood, it has been usurped by bad faith actors without solidarity of the community at heart.

We must become Swole-cialists. Hi-Mao-bos. Luxembearists.

starmerism won basically by default and by accident in the face of a conservative implosion. its now historically unpopular and the far right are surging and are basically the government in waiting. what the fuck would you want an american version for

I am a certified marseca hater tbf, will not be convinced by the YouTubers that he's anything special at all

if a team keeps getting DOGSO red cards, gotta be a system issue man. it's not like it's people's heads going, it's constantly defenders in very hard situations

cant tell if its social media, or yankification, thats made everyone obsessed with individual performance like this

kinda feel like the sort of industrial/monetary policy that would help people enough to break through the political press and parliament nonsense, would get them Trussed by the markets. think its just Like This for the foreseeable

it me, it my arm

some kind of collective mass delusion of Chelsea fans, and everyone else just not actually watching the shite he serves up on a regular basis and assuming he's good? dunno what the fuck was going on but surely people are sane now

felt like I was being gaslit all summer with the fawning over Maresca winning a cup by beating exactly one good team and getting top 4 cos everyone else bottled it. He has the aesthetic of a tactical genius but the actual ability and nous of AVB, who at least had glorious hair

carlos alcaraz is speedrunning gay guy haircuts what is going on

when you get the two digit mfa popup and the code is 88? jumpscare

reece james on the corner of the box shaping to cross and seeing cole palmer, pedro neto and enzo fernandez

chelseas genius sporting directors spending 1 billion quid and ending up with absolutely zero attacking players that can consistently win a header

nico that is maybe the most stupid thing ive seen someone do on a football pitch

crazy that they just design washing machines to lie to you

me, but with much shorter hair

forgot to post the new hair here

Before moving to Somerset in 2022, they rented a flat in north London for a year. Wanting to buy their first property and finding the city unaffordable, they were swayed by a three-bedroom house on a new-build development. “We thought it would be peaceful, quaint and idyllic – but it wasn’t,” she added. The couple thought living rurally would mean they could run and cycle easily but Jasmin found they had to “drive everywhere” and she was “scared of getting hit” while cycling on country roads. They rarely sat in their garden

growing up in the countryside makes this kind of thing so so funny to me. "we had to drive everywhere" yeh no fucking shit man

crazy that he's going to get another year to make all these players worse before they see the light

yeh fair point

it's like what yanks think the sport is

it's like 8 out of the 20 teams in the prem play this stupid tepid pissball it genuinely makes the sport a parody of itself

every single thing that has come out of city football group that isn't called Cole Palmer is an offense against how football should be played

club captain flying wingback known for his ball striking and his crosses on the overlap? what if I made him a below average defensive midfielder is that genius management is that smart

a reddit post from noted oomfie @feyerabender

oomf being screenshot posted on reddit @feyerabender.bsky.social

eze brother....

the problem with veneers is that they are american, not body modification. easy to mix it up

what if a breed of dog was completely subsumed into being an avatar of masculinity, would that be good, would that go well

the kinda stance she takes out here might be "pro-natalist" but it is definitely not pro-child. what a horrendous way to instrumentalise other human beings