Luke

when you get the two digit mfa popup and the code is 88? jumpscare

reece james on the corner of the box shaping to cross and seeing cole palmer, pedro neto and enzo fernandez

chelseas genius sporting directors spending 1 billion quid and ending up with absolutely zero attacking players that can consistently win a header

nico that is maybe the most stupid thing ive seen someone do on a football pitch

[Sky Sports] Enzo Maresca: "When you attack quick, the opposition attack quick and it becomes a transition game. And we are not good enough for transition games. If you see our worst moment of the season, or games where we struggle, they are all games where the game became transition."

literally the opposite is true i hate this bald fraud

crazy that they just design washing machines to lie to you

me, but with much shorter hair

forgot to post the new hair here

Before moving to Somerset in 2022, they rented a flat in north London for a year. Wanting to buy their first property and finding the city unaffordable, they were swayed by a three-bedroom house on a new-build development. “We thought it would be peaceful, quaint and idyllic – but it wasn’t,” she added. The couple thought living rurally would mean they could run and cycle easily but Jasmin found they had to “drive everywhere” and she was “scared of getting hit” while cycling on country roads. They rarely sat in their garden

growing up in the countryside makes this kind of thing so so funny to me. "we had to drive everywhere" yeh no fucking shit man

crazy that he's going to get another year to make all these players worse before they see the light

yeh fair point

it's like what yanks think the sport is

it's like 8 out of the 20 teams in the prem play this stupid tepid pissball it genuinely makes the sport a parody of itself

every single thing that has come out of city football group that isn't called Cole Palmer is an offense against how football should be played

club captain flying wingback known for his ball striking and his crosses on the overlap? what if I made him a below average defensive midfielder is that genius management is that smart

a reddit post from noted oomfie @feyerabender

oomf being screenshot posted on reddit @feyerabender.bsky.social

eze brother....

the problem with veneers is that they are american, not body modification. easy to mix it up

what if a breed of dog was completely subsumed into being an avatar of masculinity, would that be good, would that go well

the kinda stance she takes out here might be "pro-natalist" but it is definitely not pro-child. what a horrendous way to instrumentalise other human beings

marc cucurella has never stopped a cross in his life

I think I'm gonna notice this and be bothered by it now you've mentioned it

young single mom struggling to make ends meet in New York? this is her 5th home in 7 years, it's all IKEA because the landlord got the cheapest thing available when the last tenant moved out

now tbf to the movie, that is maybe as much a reflection of changes in housing security and the decline of social housing as it is a reflection of marvels laziness. I mean probably not but it would be cool if it was

The mad king’s eunuch advisor appears to have detractors in the palace walls my lord

I just think that school as the main place for most of your formative years gives people an absolutely false sense of there being a "general intelligence". like being good at maths might be predictive of being good at chemistry, but it's not predictive of your ability to drive a car

What a summary of the anti-trans movement:

March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th

March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000

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=British version of Saturday Night Live=

Host (washed up actor): Trans women are gross

Cast members (washed up comedians): Trans! Women! Are! Gross!

Musical guest (washed up Brit-popper): This song is about how trans women are gross

a picture of me wearing a tight hoodie after the gym

they really wanted to brief all three at once and now Trent is 100% not happening huh