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When are we getting to see the Georgian kid?

Exactly!

Good!

Incompetence.

I'd agree. Those players would be a lot more attainable though, instead of the targets we constantly go for.

I'm more concerned that we can't find a young player from the continent or South America for the same price and probably half the wage. Laziest scouting in the PL.

There are some prime pricks hosting Talksport.

Surely the time to go for Zabarnyi was the first day of the window. I guess the way to view this window now is like watching a comedy. Forget about next season and just enjoy our slapstick mishaps.

It feels we are held together by spit at the moment - no trust but everyone hoping it'll turn out alright. Everybody thinking their colleagues will pull them out of the shit.

It has been on the boil for a long time, which with PSG's interest does make me wonder. One top target acquired would make us appear less Laurel and Hardy. At this rate though I'm betting on mid-table with our better players disillusioned and following Isak.

If there's one person in this diarrhoea blizzard I don't blame its Nickson.

He was my top pick for CB this window but with PSG involved we may as well just fax over a photocopy of Andy Howe's arse.

With everyone around us strengthening we had to at least have a comparative window to get CL again. Add in Isak agitating and we have done less than fuck all, in truth. Absolute debacle from those orchestrating deals. Best enjoy CL (fans and club) as that gravy train is departing.

Smells very much like Liverpool wanting Isak to put in a transfer request. He's going, it's just a question of when.

And welcome. Enjoy your shows, by the way.

The only way he stays is if man u's cheque for Sesko bounces. Other than that he simply has to stay. We are not capable of doing deals quick enough for all the pieces to fall in line. The recruitment team en-masse takes all day to get a can of Fanta out the vending machine at SJP.

It's about time we trusted our scouts to pick up a few £20m - £30m gems just on the cusp from Europe/South America. Kind of like Brighton. The squad is ridiculously threadbare after first 12/13 players, and there really is no need, and a few of them will need replaced soon. Shit Show.

Wait, so he still hasn't signed for man u? Either he's genuinely torn between the options, or this is a bit of PR to make him look like he really considered us.

Why has Thiaw not been snapped up already if he is only £30m? Seems very cheap for a player of his age and playing for a club like Milan. Something quite telling about the lack of interest in him (Como aside).

Though I've no doubt that all parties already know the outcome and he could release his article right now.

Yes, he's conspicuous by his absence today. I'm looking forward to what he gets out of the club on this latest debacle. I'll say half an hour after the announcement, whenever that might be, Hope will post.

If nowt else Jamie Rueben being involved in this latest debacle is at least proving we are desperate to get things done. Straws. Clutching.

We've got less than a month to change our approach. Standing still will prove our undoing next season. Underwhelming to say the least.

We've been played like a fiddle by his agent.

It's all up to Sesko himself now, and I think we all know which way that'll go. RB getting roughly what they want off both clubs. Embarrassing window gets worse.

Better start thinking of DCL songs.

Aye, that's the end of that. Next!

Ashley's final kick in the plums. We need numbers so why not.

Oh, I used to have an iPhone but changed to a Samsung. Come to think of it this alphabetti-spaghetti nightmare mightve started then.