PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES

In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…

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I’m guess they finally finished redacting the name of the Tangerine Grope Machine!

Reform: The Seven Dwarfs if all of them were Dopey

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie Trump vs The World

Trump Vs The World.

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Word of the day is ‘fanfaronade’ (19th century): to strut and swagger about as if you own the stage.

Why was this political activist allowed to take over at Glastonbury?

Questions of political bias clouded everything in 2025, and pop music was no exception. Glastonbury was rocked by an enormous controversy, reported in full by the Eye.

From the CWS ARCHIVE. 20th August 2024.

Aberdeen AFC in Prague🤷‍♂️ up I Dons💋💋

Are they not also the Scottish Cup runners up! 😀

"I'm in": When Adam Scott talked Rory McIlroy into playing Australian Open Rory McIlroy decided he would play this year's Australian Open at Royal Melbourne before he won the Masters at Augusta National in April, the man himself revealed, among other things, to John Huggan i...

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Won’t somebody please think of Britain’s poor £2m homeowners? Oh, wait – everyone already is | Jonathan Liew Contrast the furious reaction to Rachel Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ to the response offered to those living with real housing injustice: indifference, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

column on the mansion tax refugees

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REPOST. Commentatorballs: These are real quotes from real sports commentators, sent in by readers. From An Evening with Private Eye 2024.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Commentary classics: McLean, Parrott and a week of unbridled content joy | Max Rushden When you work in the game it is easy to get cynical but this week I’ve been consuming all the #limbs I can find

A bit on football just being great - and the joy of perfect commentary

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It's in! When you are waiting for the final whistle and accidentally catch a wonderstrike!

It’s clearly a night to share @theguardian.com back page. World Cup, here we come!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

Rumor has it Trump wants the new Washington Commanders stadium named after him.

I dunno about you, but Pedophile Stadium has an odd ring to it.

It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄

Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆

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A national newspaper journalist went on a British TV channel to claim police stats showed asylum-seekers committed 44% of sex crimes in Dorset.

This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.

Except... it's bollocks.

From here on he will simply be known as: 'That arrogant entitled bellend who is also potentially a nonce'.

Say what you like about ‘Sadiq Khan’s no-go hellscape’ – Britain’s cities prove the rightwing agitators wrong | Jonathan Liew To rightwing populists, places of fluidity and freedom will always be the enemy, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

Say what you like about ‘Sadiq Khan’s no-go hellscape’ – Britain’s cities prove the rightwing agitators wrong | Jonathan Liew

Farage: epic grifter

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See you onboard

I’m on the same flight! It’s only 6.90 a pint