Obeying in advance never works. Ever. But this is just so so stupid and short-sighted…especially considering they’d all be slam-dunk wins.

We are seriously living in the dumbest timeline. Jaysus.

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

DoD department of drag?

10/10. No notes.

Lmaoooo I went back and did that- hilariously accurate

Wood pulp to thicken ice cream…

The Fuckening

“Radical Left panican lunatic”

Your friendly reminder that it is literally a federal felony punishable by up to five years in prison for the President, Vice President, or any employee of the White House to directly or indirectly ask the IRS to open an investigation into any specific taxpayer.

I bet this MF will try and sell us some shit to make us healthy. Ffs.

Every single democrat needs to make the trip. Daily. To every person human trafficked over there on unappropriated US tax dollars. Like a constant barrage- that’s where I want my tax dollars to go to.

Attending @50501movement.bsky.social event in Phoenix today-

Those two voted against their own jobs. Two votes for fascism. @scotus has zero credibility- and if this gets ignored, I’m looking forward to doctors everywhere performing abortions when needed, again.

“Deportation” is a legal term- we need to stop using it. It’s kidnapping for human trafficking.

Jfc- it’s a miracle they make it that long- being an air traffic controller is one of the most mentally demanding jobs you can have- and of course everyone knows your mental acuity gets better as you get older.
Absolute morons running the country right now.

two photos side by side. in the left photo, a dog is leaning out the driver window of a red vehicle toward a drive-thru window. in the right photo the dog has entered the establishment through the window, only his hind end sticking out.

This dog got a little impatient waiting for his pup cup. Decided to make sure everything was going alright in there. 14/10

Thank you- while this one man’s horrendous experience needs to be addressed and rectified- this needs to happen for every single person sent over there.

Every. Single. One.

YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen Headed to El Salvador to meet with government officials and discuss return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia

I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

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Get your ballot and vote ASAP.

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Can you say the SAME?! 🤚

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You want to know what non-compliance looks like? It looks like whatever the hell you want it to look like. It’s not about heroism or martyrdom. It’s about being a magnificent, ungovernable pain in the ass. It’s about weaponizing inconvenience, absurdity, and joy against a system that demands fear and obedience. Throw a wrench in the works—everywhere, all the time. Fill their inboxes with existential poetry. Tape absurd messages in public places: “Authoritarianism gives you hemorrhoids.” Get petty. Get weird. Flush their toilet paper. Release crickets in inconvenient places. Spoil their scripts, trip their rhythm, yank the narrative from their hands. Because here’s the ugly truth they don’t want you to hear: authoritarianism only works when the people allow it to work. It’s a performance, a bluff, a collective hypnosis. Break the spell. Mock it. Undermine it with your refusal to kneel. But here’s the thing—this has to be everywhere. Everyone. We need resistance so widespread, so creatively chaotic, so utterly unmanageable, that the regime cracks under the weight of its own overreach. Be bold. Be clever. Be feral. And above all—DO NOT COMPLY.

We heard the rumors. Maybe president panican will declare martial law, maybe he won’t. But do you think this clown car of incompetent sycophantic signal leakers can keep all 300 million of us down? Absolutely not. We will not comply. Here’s some advice from Oliver Kornetzke. Let’s get weird.

The law (written by…wait for it…Congress! Wild, I know) already does this. This willful ignorance is beneath the office of any elected official- You don’t belong in a job you don’t understand.

I’d settle for just having them pay what they owe-

AI summary of my texts today

This is retaliation against Maine for the governor doing her job and importantly- embarrassing shitler.