G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire

Insert a movie into another movie:

THE FAST & THE FURIOSA: TOKYO DRIFT

This is great, but it's also Sherlock Hemlock erasure.

I'm probably going to be tired.

Next year, I'm gonna get the Advent Calendar Advent Calendar Advent Calendar.

And the year after that? Just a regular calendar.

Time to start my Advent Calendar Advent Calendar which contains 25 smaller Advent Calendars for me to open on each day this month.

[watching David Attenborough's introduction to Prehistoric Planet]

ME: Excuse me, sir, but I believe your brother had a very similar idea that resulted in a very poor outcome. Would you care to comment on that?

Good luck!

Strong Floor, No Ceiling is what we're going to have when all of us are sleeping on the streets because of this administration's destructive economic and social policies.

So... accurate?

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

If anyone needs a late night show monologue joke writer, don't hire me, because that's all I got.

President Trump pardoned the traditional Thanksgiving turkey today.

Unfortunately, it was a Nazi Turkey named Joseph Gobbles.

My body is a machine that turns burritos into the power necessary to microwave more burritos.

Salad.

Because you can only either have soup or salad.

Is that the same island that's been in the news lately?

"I didn't have THAT on my bingo card!"

Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.

You might as well just leave it in the ball.

Guess who else is on the Epstein list.

Oh no, what did the penny do?

Ah, the ol' Penn-15%

It's all a load of lazy 🐎💩 from these guys. James Bond does not have a complex continuity. Felix Leiter 'got better' after being eaten by a shark. Joe Don Baker played two completely different characters in immediately subsequent movies. It doesn't matter. Just make a damn movie.

The book is fine

If you want to get real technical, the statement is still correct, even if the shark only ate part of Felix.

If you said "I ate lasagna", it doesn't NECESSARILY mean you ate a whole lasagna.

Though you might've.

You think the Bond movies are a hotbed of continuity?

Joe Don Baker was the main bad guy in one of them, and a completely different goofy ally character in like 2 others.

JUST MAKE A BOND MOVIE.

Also he was suddenly black. Who cares? Just write a goddamn Bond movie. We'll watch it.

FELIX LIETER: They ate me! A fuckin shark ate me! Drink, bitch!

What is this nonsense? Felix Lieter showed up in Casino Royale despite, in License to Kill having been eaten by a shark.

Nobody cares. Just start again!

the cover for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE. A blue and white comic-booky collage of two bumbling detectives, a cow-man with eyeballs for fingertips, a giant rabbit and a grappling hook - Art by Tareque Powaday

DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - They aren't detectives, but they have to become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives. But, if they don't play the part, the entire concept of existence might just cease to exist.

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Digital illustration of five stylised yellow lotus flowers in a still water at sunset. On top of the illustration it reads "INDIE BOOK SHARE" in a yellow font.

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Ahhh, you got me! It's not fun if you call it out beforehand.