BatteryAcidEnjoyer

Wordle is a stupid bullshit game for losers and nerds and nobody cares about those dumb streaks anyway

Transphobes used to say things like 'if you have a vagina, you're a woman, end of discussion' and now they say things like 'if your gametes are diagonally haplodidic and they fall between 0.4 and 0.9 on the Strasburger Faultline, you're a woman, and I really can't be any clearer than that'

Reading the comments on a center left Austrian news site is so fascinating. Almost everyone agrees that what's happening in Gaza is inhumane and people are openly calling it a genocide. But protesting against said genocide is also bad because it's "one-sided" or may even be antisemitic.

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

Being an accelerationist must feel so good rn

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

Fun #prank idea: withdraw all your money from the bank

My partner and I spent the entire afternoon making some stupid pie for pie day and then the pie turned out bad. Life sucks so much sometimes

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

People are talking about the suit thing and thank you's but has anyone pointed out yet how emotional Trump got when he talked about Biden and Obama? Nobody brought them up. He just mentioned them out of the blue while he was monologuing and then got mad at them

The CIA got JFK for less than that

oh so THAT'S what that is

If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation

Saw a TikTok the other day that compared liberals' ability to recognize fascism with Dr. Doofenshmitz's ability to recognize Perry the platypus. I keep thinking about that.

Being online in 2025 is so great and by great I mean terrifying. Because every other post is something along the lines of "omg we're so fucked" and you don't know wether it is commentary something you were already aware of or because something new happened that you don't know about yet

Smoked duck fucking slaps

I just got hit by an unskippable ad on Instagram. I'm so proud of Meta for helping its users overcome social media addiction ❤️

I never actually played Fortnite but from what I can gather from social media it looks basically like VR chat

Well joke's on me then for thinking Zuck was one of the more 'normal' ones

I've not noticed until now but Waluigi and Wario are the quintessential goon pair. You have the tall slim one (Waluigi) and the short thick one (Wario) and they're best friends and always doing hijinks

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Syrians: *meet up in public to celebrate the fall of a brutal dictator*

Austrians: "I'm gonna be racist about this"

Guy who joins Syrian rebel forces solely because he wants to fly a helicopter without having to pay for a license

Ok nvm the shooter looks like a professional and not just some upset citizen

I find it fascinating how the very unpopular CEO of an extremely unpopular company got shot and the blue checks on Twitter are already smelling a conspiracy

The problem with firebombing Walmarts to further your cause is that eventually you run out of Walmarts to firebomb

I love selling my soul for a chance of winning a 50€ coupon

Winter sucks because it's cold and dark and thanks to climate change there isn't even any whimsical snowscapes but at least there are tons of giveaways

Opinion: Can community goon sessions be the key to combatting male loneliness?

By Battery A. Enjoyer

That was one of my favorite things to do in Il 2 Sturmovik 1946 <3