Void Cat

an orange cat is on a blankie upside down with some of his teeth showing strangely

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm fuckin exhausted from being angry all the time"

I got a pair thanks to your generosity and that of your followers, and I'm going to treasure them even more now!

A photo of my blanket-covered legs stretched out on the sofa, with a black cat lying on me and a laptop to one side.

I managed.

Somewhere, a dried-up monkey's paw curled one finger...

We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”

Norman Rockwell painting, depicting little Roby Bridges being escorted into a school by Feds. Racial slurs are pained on the wall behind here. A thrown tomato lies on the ground.

65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.

FanDuel has its main headquarters in Manhattan on Park Avenue. Draft Kings has its main offices in Boston.

A bigger problem is that people who've lost money think that the problem is that they lost their wager, not that they made it in the first place. (So blame the players and not gambling CEOs)

Jesus Christ.

Hannibal is so reluctantly impressed during this scene. #TeamPeter

This is beautiful, I really love it!

Abstract drawing with a y-shaped gray object that suggests tree branches surrounded by small leaf shapes filling the rest of the image. The leaves start out a deep red near the center and transistion through orange to gold around the outer edges.

Today's drawing is another abstract meditation doodle. I was thinking of trees and autumn leaves, but, as with all art, you may interpret it as you please 💜

Well, you've convinced me.

5) Leads to one of the greatest lines in the whole show, the careful, "Is your social worker inside that horse?".

A small human (4?) is perusing bouquets of flowers with a critical eye.
Finally she chooses one, pays from an embroidered change purse, then kisses it with great ceremony before handing it to her farm gear and gumboot wearing Dad.
Dad taken off guard, eyes watering, picks her up for a big hug. (3)

65 Years Ago,,, History was made. #RubyBridges

talking with satan is so good u gotta put it behind the paywall

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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:

Hold up

Of all the unusual weather and Earth things happening lately, the auroras are the ones that don't worry me.

Cackled out loud at that last one and startled the cats.

Desculpa pelas notificações de repost nos seus reposts, eu cliquei no seu perfil e me distraí e comecei a scrollar achando que tava na timeline normal

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

need to kill the recurring thought of "no I can't replay/reread that, I have other stuff to check out"

no. I am a poor little peasant living just after the advent of the printing press. I have five books at most and I will reread them so much they will know the death of the author was caused by me

So far 72 people have quote-skeeted my post: leaving aside roughly 6 referencing fictional novels/authors who’ve written about this scenario and one naysayer, that leaves 65 of you who added some version of “please” or “can we speed up this process.”

November 14th: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

A goat horned black cat sits on a paved surface, surrounded by fallen leaves. A pair of black boots is visible in the foreground, partially in view.

he purrs backwards 🐈‍⬛

I begged him as well as I could, to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible.