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The world would be in a lot better shape if that were the only shit he spewed every day.

Speaking of not very bright, it took me at least 5 minutes and two readings of the thread to realize why you quoted those lyrics from Zip.

OTOH, I knew what a greengrocer was when I was a teenager because I was already watching British TV shows that were making their way to the US at that time.

The handwriting was on the wall in November 1980 when a wonderful human being like Jimmy Carter lost the election in a landslide to an actor who said government (and by extension, poor people) were the problem, and the rich deserved more wealth.

Kudos to the pissed-off White House staffer who wrote the last sentence, knowing that Orange would never get it when he read it.

I prefer to summon my servant Benzodiazepina, who minds her own business.

Yes. I've recently implemented a much longer list of words to hide on Bluesky than I ever had on the other site. Then again, I left the other site after the 2024 election, and the situation is so much worse now.

I think the daily decline in personal safety is traumatic and/or increases existing PTSD. I've had to back away from social media because it's becoming too disturbing to be reminded of the situation so much.

Yup. I've even fallen out of bed when I've been dreaming that I've been running away from something frightening.

That's now a MAGA politician's answer to every question that, if answered, would uncover illegal activity. It's the modern-day version of Nazi Sargent Schultz’s “I know nothing” on “Hogan’s Heroes” in the 1960s.

OMG: “…doesn’t have a single redeeming quality.” Those are the EXACT same words Mary Trump uses to describe her uncle! Melania is his perfect wife!

The secret to a long-lasting relationship is that at least one person needs to be hearing-impaired.

Several clinicians I used to work with flushed toilets with their feet. That's better than the docs who didn't do that and also didn't wash their hands afterward.

Whoever thought of tiny, light gray lettering on dark gray plastic must be a sadist.

You're not alone. My father sold our ‘67 Mustang for only $200 in 1977, also not realizing what it was really worth.

Senility may be too kind a word for that. I think it was that kind of dumb, try to cover his stupidity answer when he was at U Penn that led his professor to refer to him as a “fucking moron.”

I won’t sicken you with the shockingly poor bathroom hygiene of some of my former clinical colleagues. I was with them only when they were not seeing patients (i.e., when doing research), but it still gives me pause before letting any clinician touch me without gloves on.

Apparently, the $50K bonuses weren’t enough compensation for them (assuming the debtor-in-chief actually paid them).

Also every male’s hand you touch shakes a dick.

Doesn’t everyone take Dramamine to walk up a flight of stairs?

Which reminds me of a joke that George Burns said to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show: Jack Benny is so frail that he has to take Dramamine to make love to Mary Livingstone.

How that made it past the censors, I’ll never know.

Once upon a time, a “gay fascist” was inconceivable.

Because the check cleared.

Although I think most of the guys there will be looking at gay porn on their phones, not Melania, to get off.

All Mel wrote about that in his autobiography is that Charles Strouse asked him to accompany him to another theatre where he was rehearsing a song as pianist for Anne Bancroft. Mel was smitten with Anne at first sight, and the rest is history.

I’ll see your 2001 and raise you 1980–the year Reagan was elected in a landslide against probably the finest human being who has ever been President.

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In the guessing game with my colleague, those dweebs were of course disqualified as contestants!

China could destroy the US financially tomorrow if it sought to sell its US Treasury debt securities. Bankruptcies—they’re not just for casinos anymore.

Our tax dollars at work. 🤮

Happiest of birthdays to my favorite punster on all of social media. Welcome to the septagenarian club, where it's OK to shed tears every time you see, hear, or read about the man and woman whose 17th inauguration anniversary we also celebrate today. 💕