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The screenshot of the release notes reads: A new version of TeX Live Utility is available! TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now? Release Notes: Changes Since 1.54 • Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book. • First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software. • Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date. • Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date. • Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database. Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144. • Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models. • Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.

There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

every bridge scene in voyager is exactly this

JANEWAY: can we-
KIM: no.
JANEWAY: what about-
TUVOK: negative
JANEWAY: is there?
CHAKOTAY: if there is i’m not seeing it, captain.
JANEWAY: mister paris, if you could
PARIS: i’ll do what i can
[cgi stock footage]
PARIS: that had absolutely no effect

merino is overrated as a wool. why is merino in everything and you can't find blue faced leicester on any fucking label when it's got that beautiful sprooooing to it

fuck you I'll make it myself

I simply avoid these problems by believing that chatrooms fucking suck i don’t like using them

young man climbing into a crt monitor looking back over his shoulder flipping off the viewer beneath yellow text reading FUCK REAL LIFE

🤗

closeup on Chow Yun-fat in Hard Boiled holding a gun, covered in blood and flour like a ghost

Chow Yun-fat in Hard Boiled on his back, right arm out holding a gun, backgrounded and backlit by some beautiful pink & white steam in the morgue

Chow Yun-fat in A Better Tomorrow II in a bullet-riddled trench coat & suit standing in front of a white mansion that is currently blowing up, right arm holding up a mini Uzi

low angle shot of Chow Yun-fat in The Killer wearing his little mustache + sunglasses "disguise," holding an assault rifle on the left side of the frame. background is blue sky and a little bit of cloud

guns are bad except for when Chow Yun-fat uses them

I know they look cute but i think we should be punking these delivery robots every chance we get when they’re rolling by us on the sidewalk.

really in favor of the new announcements on MTGA this afternoon. I've long said "you should not be allowed to concede while I, specifically I, John Darnielle, am milling you, you just have to sit there and keep watching your cards go into the yard" and that's exactly what they ruled. great work

The debate over whether plant-based milk counts as milk is silly. Milk is just juice.

terrible news, I refuse to believe it

A page of pencil sketches from Loretta and the Library

Thinkin' about how shit looks.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Basically every GPU maker has close ties to the far right so that means graphics are fascist.

Cook enough meals with short grain rice and it’s like “Damn, we get why this was treated like currency back in the day”

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

Blocking all the people in the quotes going "uhhhh doy, XBC2 is bad actually ☝️🤓" because their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter

YouTube video by Kat Waiting for Guffman- Chinese Restaurant Scene

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I wrote about one of my favorite movies ever made: Highlander
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brianna carmel + water bear. 02.14.26 at 6:30PM. musiclandria (808 O street, sacramento, CA) $ pay what you can (donations support the space) tickets: musiclandria.com

SACRAMENTO MUSIC HEADS:

valentine's day solo set at MusicLandria, come thru <3

Saw a bunch of vids talk about how commendable a job Tim Walz had done navigating the whole situation, his decorum, etc. Fuck all of that. Because Tim Walz is a politician looking to uphold the status quo when it is so obviously awful, fuck him. Fuck all of them. They will not save you!

Despite AI's best efforts, I fixed my kid's AirPods through the collective power of human troubleshooting:

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Flower oil painting on board with some fruit on a round metal table

Here's a fairly large and riotous flower oil painting on board that found a buyer. I think I only posted a photo of this in progress a month or so ago but not the finished painting. I won't attempt to name all the flowers but they're from my garden.
#oilpainting #flowers #botanical

A man sits on a rock with a hot dog bun between his legs, which is clearly marked on screen as being a hot dog bun. He says "i thought it would be funny to put my dick in a hot dog bun like my dick is a hot dog*" *there is a footnote explicitly stating that his dick is completely covered by the hot dog bun and does not violate terms of service on any platform with restrictions around nudity in art. There are no visible genitals in the drawing. the man continues "but it brings me no joy", as a bird flies in. The bird pecks at the hot dog bun and the man yells "oww my dick"

bad week 2026 day 13 - hot dog

lou bega wearing five fedoras next to an attractive woman

your occasional reminder of the lou bega remix of "i'm the scatman" where he called himself "the hatman" and included the lyrics "scatman & hatman travel in time/scatman & hatman going online"

it's been a year without you my man and everything has just grown worse and worse since

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

BTW if you want the definitive old book of knots get the Ashley Book of Knots archive.org/details/TheA...

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decided to learn how to crochet. it's awful!